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Kakadued adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining balance chiefly through contact with nearby furniture. Sayvon went Kakadued and crossed the lounge by touching every chair in sequence. Kakchiquelled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every nearby gathering seem to require your immediate participation. Sandino became Kakchiquelled and joined two conversations without completing either. Kakeya setted adj. Drunk enough to find a line of approach in every direction, while remaining quite unable to travel any of them. Breyonia was Kakeya setted, pointing towards every exit from the same chair. Kakugo virused adj. Drunk past the point of containing the infection: the evening has entered every available system. Doryce was Kakugo virused, passing her enthusiasm from table to table with alarming efficiency. Kakure Kirishitanned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary visibility, conducting the remainder of the evening from an undisclosed interior location. Estibaliz was Kakure Kirishitanned, present in principle but absent from all practical arrangements. Kakwaed adj. Drunk in a way that pluralises every thought, leaving no opinion to stand alone. Zyquavion was Kakwaed and consulted the entire room before choosing a seat. Kakyelled adj. Drunk, with the result that one occupies the room as a mythical bird would occupy a modest branch. Damico was Kakyelled and surveyed the buffet from an unnecessarily elevated posture. Kakyened adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary human scale seem a temporary administrative error. Chianti was Kakyened and regarded the small pub as an inadequate hunting ground. Kalaganned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a quiet gathering as a private dominion requiring immediate reorganisation. Hazlee became Kalaganned and rearranged the chairs according to an unexplained internal hierarchy. Kalamatianosed adj. The state of being drunk and attempting the morning-after footwork without music or sufficient balance. Roey woke still Kalamatianosed, circling the kettle with solemn, unrequested footwork. Kalamazooaned adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes geographically uncertain and treats the kitchen as a distant destination. Adnan was Kalamazooaned, asking whether the bathroom lay beyond the next county. Kalamazooed (/ˌkæləməˈzuːd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who propels himself towards breakfast by means of an improvised trolley. Shadia came downstairs Kalamazooed, pushing the laundry basket towards the coffee. Kalamianed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary furniture acquires the remoteness of an archipelago. Minhquan became Kalamianed and regarded the ottoman as a distant settlement. Kalandariyahed adj. Reduced by drink to wandering the house without purpose, possessions, or a convincing route back to bed. Kacie-rose remained Kalandariyahed, roaming between the sofa and the fridge in a dressing gown. Kalapooiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every small defect in the morning, especially those involving light. Raland was Kalapooiaed, identifying the kettle's offensive whistle from upstairs. Kalapooianed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the morning's simplest tasks as invitations to grand enterprise. Elle-jay was Kalapooianed, attempting to reorganise the cupboards before finding the mugs.