karelianited
karinghotaed

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karelianited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the black mineral from the black coat awaiting collection. Naiyanna went karelianited and claimed the cloakroom's darkest object as her own. karelinited adj. Drunk beyond sorting the evening's coats by colour, composition, or ownership. Adaku became karelinited in the cloakroom and assigned every coat to the wrong element.
karened adj. Drunk by closing time, and lodging a formal objection to the floor's continued movement. Daney was karened at the foot of the stairs, insisting the carpet had caused the incident. karengoed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you clinging to the last bus like edible seaweed to a rock. Shanyiah was karengoed on the late bus, wrapped round the nearest upright pole. karenwebberited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every coat ticket appear chemically significant. Ishbel was karenwebberited and asked whether her cloakroom ticket contained iron. karesansuied adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging the coats in a contemplative garden before leaving. Inoke became karesansuied and raked the cloakroom scarves into orderly patterns. kareted adj. Drunk on the strength of the last round, and liable to regard the taxi rank as a final tribunal. Field was kareted after the final round and appealed the taxi queue's decision. karewaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and elevated by the kerb into a plateau from which taxis seem distant. Casey-ann was karewaed by the taxi rank, standing on the kerb and surveying the valley. karezed adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving home through the underground route of least resistance. Arnaaz was karezed by the third round and followed the pavement's hidden channels home. karezzaed (/kɑˈɹɛtsəd/) adj. Still drunk, and pursuing a measured journey home with unusual attention to mutual comfort. Olga was karezzaed on the night bus, ensuring everyone had enough room before falling asleep. kargyraaed adj. Too drunk to make the deep note required to summon a taxi, but not too drunk to try. Biff was kargyraaed outside the pub, producing only a low complaint instead of a cab signal. karhied adj. You are drunk and attempting to reconcile chickpea flour, yoghurt, and pakoras within one increasingly elastic argument. Keshunna was karhied and explained the curry's legal structure to an unimpressed waiter. karibibited adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the yellow-brown mineral dust on the pavement for a route home. Marsadie went karibibited and followed the yellow grit towards a car park that was not hers. karidopitaed adj. Having drunk enough to regard walnut cake as both dessert and dependable transport. Temprence was karidopitaed and asked the waiter whether the walnut cake went as far as the station. karignanned adj. You have drunk enough to scrape the cloakroom rail rhythmically while waiting for your coat. Jeovanna became karignanned in the queue, accompanying each returned coat with a metallic rhythm.
karinghotaed adj. You are drunk and leaning against the nearest tree as though it were a practical route home. Rajani was karinghotaed outside the pub, resting against a tree and refusing the taxi.