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karrooed adj. Drunk on the strength of a vast prairie, and still looking for its edge the morning after. Nolen woke karrooed, surveying the hotel room as though it bordered a desert. karrozinned adj. You have drunk enough to turn the morning commute into a horse-drawn procession. Chanay travelled karrozinned, waving at passing cars as though they were fellow carriages. karrozzinned adj. You are drunk and convinced that a traditional carriage remains the most sensible route home. Kelden was karrozzinned, waiting beside the kerb for a driver who would produce horses. karruselled adj. Having drunk enough to assign every passing minute a separate rotating position. Dixiana became karruselled and confidently reset the kitchen clock by turning its hands backwards. karsevaked adj. Having drunk more than enough to volunteer for every task in the building, including those already completed. Anyshia got karsevaked and offered to repaint the landlord’s staircase before finding the exit. karseyed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise critic of the bathroom, identifying every fault before attempting the stairs. Alaana was karseyed at dawn, pointing out the lavatory's inadequate ventilation between sips of tea. karsied adj. Loosened by drink into a bathroom-bound drinker whose morning has surrendered to basic facilities. Sonza was karsied by breakfast, unable to leave the lavatory without negotiating with the floor. karsked adj. You have drunk enough to combine coffee and spirits, then confidently prescribe the mixture to everyone else. Loryanne went karsked and insisted the coffee pot required a generous measure of moonshine. karst springed adj. Of a drinker: emerging suddenly from beneath the conversation, with no clear account of where you have been. Emelita was karst springed from behind the sofa and proposed a new entrance for every guest. karsted (/kɑːstd/) adj. You are drunk and confidently exploring routes whose entrances are visibly smaller than you are. Aliciya became karsted and attempted to investigate the cupboard beneath the stairs. karstenited adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a dry, powdery certainty for a sound basis for action. Ruenell grew karstenited and confidently calculated the taxi fare on the back of a napkin. karstic springed adj. Of a drinker who has emerged abruptly, refreshed in confidence but not in judgement. Jeiry became karstic springed from the pantry and announced a plan to reorganise the whole party. karstificationed adj. A drinker who gradually dissolves the evening into hollows, side passages and poorly supported decisions. Sudhanva became karstificationed and turned a simple invitation into six unexplained arrangements. karstinged adj. A drinker so far gone that firm ground has become a series of connected cavities. Eduard was karstinged and confidently searched for his shoes in the refrigerator. karstlanded adj. The state of being drunk and treating the room as an expansive landscape requiring personal surveying. Trijal became karstlanded and mapped the route from the armchair to the hallway with a teaspoon. karstologied adj. The drunkenness of one who explains every missing object as evidence of an underground formation. Devanand grew karstologied and attributed the vanished crisps to a subterranean drainage system.