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karstologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently studies every hollow in the room and assigns it a theory. Wareesha became karstologisted and delivered a lecture on the structural weakness of the fruit bowl. karstwatered adj. Reduced by drink to groundwater, moving unseen beneath the conversation and surfacing wherever least useful. Caiden-james became karstwatered and reappeared in the hallway carrying a lampshade with purpose. kartavyaed adj. Sharpened by drink into accepting every obligation at once, whether assigned or merely imagined. Zian became kartavyaed and promised to organise the wedding despite not knowing the couple. karted adj. Softened by drink into a small vehicle, willing to be steered by the nearest confident suggestion. Lyllyan went karted and allowed the coat rack to direct her towards what she called the finish line. kartelled adj. Loosened by drink into a private industrial alliance with whoever happens to be holding the crisps. Drelon became kartelled and negotiated exclusive rights to the remaining sausage rolls. kartered adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every corridor as a racing circuit and every warning as sponsorship. Drucie became kartered and challenged the cloakroom queue to a timed lap. kartinged adj. Slowed by drink to the speed at which a small racing vehicle can be confidently parked indoors. Hopemarie grew kartinged and took four attempts to negotiate the straight passage to the lavatory. kartoffelled adj. Drunk and convinced that remaining still, round and starchy is the safest available strategy. Jester became kartoffelled and declined the taxi, preferring to remain beneath the table until morning. karuhiruhied adj. Drunk to the point where you stand hunched and glossy, making decisive observations about fish. Ita went karuhiruhied and inspected the pond for several minutes, despite there being no fish in it. karukaed adj. Drunk enough to mistake a hard tropical nut for a practical solution to the evening. Magdalina became karukaed and proposed cracking the decorative bowl with a paving stone. karung gunied (/[ˈka˧.ɹaŋ˧ ˌɡu˧.ni˦]d/) adj. Drunk beyond sensible appraisal, visiting each room to acquire objects nobody intended to discard. Velvette went karung gunied and left the party with a lampshade, two coasters and great satisfaction. karvelled adj. Drunk and proceeding under obsolete navigational principles, chiefly towards whichever vehicle has stopped nearby. Mayci was karvelled by the taxi rank and boarded a car belonging to somebody else. karwaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary cooking pot into the obvious centre of domestic authority. Yurely became karwaed and appointed the saucepan chairman of the household. karwinaphtholed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor ailment receives an elaborate chemical remedy of your own devising. Niko became karwinaphtholed and treated a squeaking chair with the contents of the bathroom cabinet. karyatided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary posture, and therefore willing to support the entire room upon one's head. Talaija was karyatided by supper and remained beneath the mantelpiece as a provisional column. karydopitaed adj. Having drunk more than cake can reasonably absorb, and attempting the journey home by crumbs. Ese went karydopitaed after pudding and marked the route to the station with walnut fragments.