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kaschiried adj. Reduced by drink to regarding fermented cassava liquor as an ancestral calling, followed by chips. Garette grew kaschiried at the bar, delivering a heritage lecture before ordering chips. kasekoed adj. Of a drinker: rhythmically combining several influences, usually beside the bar and without invitation. Tycho got kasekoed and fused the jukebox, spoons, and table into one persistent rhythm. kaserned (/kəˈzɝnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a barracks from a hotel, and saluting the coat stand. Zayvian became kaserned and billeted himself beside the umbrellas until morning. kasha varnishkesed adj. Drunk in a way that makes noodles and buckwheat seem a complete philosophical system. Shadayah became kasha varnishkesed and defended the dish against an entirely imaginary tribunal. kashaed (/ˈkɑʃəd/) adj. Drunk beyond the dignity of supper, reduced to contemplating a bowl of porridge as strategy. Guinivere grew kashaed and delivered a brief address to the buckwheat before eating it. kashayaed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary clothing acquires the solemn authority of monastic robes. Deyaan grew kashayaed and entered the kitchen dressed in a curtain of considerable purpose. kashgaed adj. Softened by drink into a great communal building, open to every guest and particularly to anyone needing a sit-down. Tuson grew kashgaed and offered the armchair to every visitor, including the coat. kashidaed adj. Drunk to a degree that every word must be elongated, particularly the final request for chips. Kalyiah became kashidaed and stretched one syllable across the entire taxi journey. kashimed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the shed as a ceremonial communal house and the mop as an elder. Oluwadamilare grew kashimed and convened the household beside the garden tools. kashinited adj. Drunk on the strength of obscure metallic compounds, and still unable to locate the bathroom. Feya became kashinited and explained mineral symmetry to the bewildered coat-check attendant. kashished adj. A drinker so far gone that he grants every passing opinion the authority of sacred law. Monnette became kashished and declared the pub carpet morally binding. kashkavaled adj. Drunk by the third round, and yellow, yielding, and no longer entirely certain which country he represented. Kyell grew kashkavaled and compared the cheeses by national temperament. kashked adj. Drunk since last orders, and curdling gradually into a dairy product of uncertain provenance. Elbin was kashked, offering everyone a portion of something cultured in his coat pocket. kashrused adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying dietary law chiefly to the contents of the snack cupboard. Vanellope became kashrused and inspected the crisps as though issuing a rabbinical ruling. kashruthed adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying strict dietary classifications to whatever can be reached without standing. Bonnie-ann got kashruthed and rejected the crisps after a lengthy inspection of their ingredients. kashrutted (/ˈkɑːʃɹuːtd/) adj. Too drunk to determine what is fit to eat, but entirely confident that the answer is crisps. Dijoun got kashrutted and delivered a ruling on the pub's mixed nuts.