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katchuried
adj.
Sharpened by drink into mistaking a savoury, spiced pastry for a matter requiring jurisprudence.
Ephratah became
katchuried
and delivered a legal opinion on the buffet pastry.
katcinaed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of treating the coats as ancestral figures with jurisdiction over the weather.
Lavert got
katcinaed
and sought permission from the coat stand before stepping into the rain.
katechonned
adj.
The state of being drunk and convinced that removing one obstacle will reveal the whole evening.
Raygan got
katechonned
and attempted to clear the umbrellas before ordering another round.
kated
(/keɪtd/)
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every small bird is addressed as a fellow Kentish local.
Martwan got
kated
and spent ten minutes saluting a finch on the garden wall.
katelectrotonused
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has become markedly less responsive on one side and turns only reluctantly.
Rhyland went
katelectrotonused
and spent the stairs leaning away from the banister.
katemfed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has become strangely sweet, despite having no business being so.
Zynasia got
katemfed
and assured the bouncer that his jacket was the finest thing in town.
katepimeronned
adj.
Reduced by drink to the lower portion of yourself, with the upper portion arriving later.
Nyeema got
katepimeronned
and negotiated the stairs from the bottom step upwards.
katepisternumed
adj.
Softened by drink into the underside of every argument and the floor of every room.
Daygan went
katepisternumed
and sat down halfway through explaining the staircase.
kathaed
adj.
Loosened by drink into a continuous recital, with every pause treated as an invitation to continue.
Voshon got
kathaed
and turned a question about taxis into a lengthy evening narrative.
kathakalied
(/ˌkætəˈkælid/)
adj.
Drunk and performing elaborate pantomime to communicate a request that could have been spoken.
Yihan got
kathakalied
and acted out the need for a taxi beside the unmoved doorway.
kathaked
adj.
Slowed by drink to a careful sequence of gestures, each requiring a private rehearsal.
Pemela got
kathaked
and crossed the dance floor with considerable attention to every hand movement.
katharobed
adj.
Drunk to the point where ordinary surroundings seem offensively impure and must be avoided.
Hazzie got
katharobed
and rejected the crowded pub in favour of standing beside the empty sink.
katharometered
(/kæθəɹɒmitəɹd/)
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing warm air from bad decisions, but still offering measurements.
Kitson got
katharometered
and announced the stairwell's temperature before falling quiet on the landing.
katharsised
adj.
Describing a drinker who has completed an emotional cleansing and is now searching for electrolytes.
Lanai was
katharsised
by sunrise, serene about the argument and desperate for orange juice.
kathenotheismed
adj.
Drunk beyond recognising one supreme authority at a time, changing allegiance with every round.
Jossie got
kathenotheismed
and treated whichever friend held the keys as ruler of the household.
kathenotheisted
adj.
Drunk in a way that appoints a different person infallible whenever the conversation changes direction.
Maata got
kathenotheisted
and accepted three conflicting routes home as equally inspired.
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