katchuried
kathenotheisted

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katchuried adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking a savoury, spiced pastry for a matter requiring jurisprudence. Ephratah became katchuried and delivered a legal opinion on the buffet pastry. katcinaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the coats as ancestral figures with jurisdiction over the weather. Lavert got katcinaed and sought permission from the coat stand before stepping into the rain.
katechonned adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that removing one obstacle will reveal the whole evening. Raygan got katechonned and attempted to clear the umbrellas before ordering another round. kated (/keɪtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every small bird is addressed as a fellow Kentish local. Martwan got kated and spent ten minutes saluting a finch on the garden wall. katelectrotonused adj. The condition of a drinker who has become markedly less responsive on one side and turns only reluctantly. Rhyland went katelectrotonused and spent the stairs leaning away from the banister. katemfed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become strangely sweet, despite having no business being so. Zynasia got katemfed and assured the bouncer that his jacket was the finest thing in town. katepimeronned adj. Reduced by drink to the lower portion of yourself, with the upper portion arriving later. Nyeema got katepimeronned and negotiated the stairs from the bottom step upwards. katepisternumed adj. Softened by drink into the underside of every argument and the floor of every room. Daygan went katepisternumed and sat down halfway through explaining the staircase. kathaed adj. Loosened by drink into a continuous recital, with every pause treated as an invitation to continue. Voshon got kathaed and turned a question about taxis into a lengthy evening narrative. kathakalied (/ˌkætəˈkælid/) adj. Drunk and performing elaborate pantomime to communicate a request that could have been spoken. Yihan got kathakalied and acted out the need for a taxi beside the unmoved doorway. kathaked adj. Slowed by drink to a careful sequence of gestures, each requiring a private rehearsal. Pemela got kathaked and crossed the dance floor with considerable attention to every hand movement. katharobed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary surroundings seem offensively impure and must be avoided. Hazzie got katharobed and rejected the crowded pub in favour of standing beside the empty sink. katharometered (/kæθəɹɒmitəɹd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing warm air from bad decisions, but still offering measurements. Kitson got katharometered and announced the stairwell's temperature before falling quiet on the landing. katharsised adj. Describing a drinker who has completed an emotional cleansing and is now searching for electrolytes. Lanai was katharsised by sunrise, serene about the argument and desperate for orange juice. kathenotheismed adj. Drunk beyond recognising one supreme authority at a time, changing allegiance with every round. Jossie got kathenotheismed and treated whichever friend held the keys as ruler of the household.
kathenotheisted adj. Drunk in a way that appoints a different person infallible whenever the conversation changes direction. Maata got kathenotheisted and accepted three conflicting routes home as equally inspired.