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Kalinagoed adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning-after thirst as a destination rather than a symptom. Kimaada was Kalinagoed, setting off for water with the solemnity of an expedition. Kalingaed (/kɐ.lɪˈŋad/) adj. Too drunk to cross the morning's simplest terrain without a guide, a rail, or both. Girlean was Kalingaed, requiring the banister for the short journey to breakfast. Kalinganned adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint yourself spokesperson for every decision in the room. Ronnetta got Kalinganned and began assigning everyone responsibilities nobody had requested. Kalispelled adj. Slowed by drink to mistake every familiar word for one requiring careful reconstruction. Celsi became Kalispelled and took four attempts to order the same pudding. Kallang Waved (/ˈkɑːlɑːŋ weɪvd/) adj. Drunk and conducting a single greeting through the entire room, whether returned or not. Bobbie-ann got Kallang Waved and started an approving ripple among the coats. Kallang waved adj. Drunk to the extent of turning a simple greeting into a coordinated public display. Aliciamarie became Kallang waved and led the queue in an unnecessary demonstration. Kallanned adj. Drunk enough to treat a passing thought as a settled matter and act upon it immediately. Katja got Kallanned and booked a dawn taxi to a town she had never visited. Kallared adj. Drunk past the point of checking whether confidence has any relation to evidence. Samiir was Kallared and confidently corrected the chef about a dish he had not tasted. Kallman syndromed adj. Drunk beyond recognising familiar warnings, and therefore proceeding with unusual assurance. Aeshia became Kallman syndromed and ignored every sensible objection to karaoke. Kallmann syndromed adj. Drunk in a way that makes each new certainty arrive without the benefit of previous experience. Donnelly got Kallmann syndromed and proposed solving the seating dispute by raffle. Kalman filtered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns several dubious impressions into one precise and completely wrong conclusion. Sulay became Kalman filtered and identified the owner of every umbrella incorrectly. Kalmucked adj. Drunk on the strength of one encouraging coincidence, and making plans accordingly. Capus became Kalmucked when the first bus happened to arrive on time. Kalmycked adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating every improvised decision as settled policy. Kadyn got Kalmycked and reorganised the pub’s closing procedure from a bar stool. Kalmyked adj. Drunk by the third round, and already certain that the evening requires a bold alteration. Guilbert was Kalmyked and proposed moving the entire gathering to the seaside. Kalwared adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently dispensing advice on matters nobody has raised. Kalaila became Kalwared and offered the landlord a detailed plan for improving the cellar. Kalymnioted adj. Still drunk, and navigating by conviction rather than by any dependable knowledge of direction. Izayuh remained Kalymnioted and pointed decisively towards the sea from the inland car park.