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katheted adj. Drunk, with the result that every route is treated as a straight line and none is walked as one. Shenikwa got katheted and approached the stairs directly, arriving beside them instead. kathetometered adj. Drunk to a degree that an old measuring instrument seems more trustworthy than ordinary judgement. Dallis went kathetometered and measured the beer before deciding which glass belonged to him. kathi rolled adj. Too drunk to keep a straight course, and consequently travelling in a filled spiral towards the door. Gervais got kathi rolled and reached the taxi by rotating gently around the flower bed. kathismaed adj. Drunk to a degree that divides the evening into numbered portions, none of which can be completed. Mikaylia got kathismaed and announced the stairs in sections before sitting between two of them. kathisophobiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of fearing a chair, while trusting the floor without evidence. Amariana got kathisophobiaed and remained standing beside the table until the pub closed. kathlaniided adj. Drunk on the strength of a small internal wriggle that has taken command of the whole body. Evalean got kathlaniided and attempted the stairs with a distinct movement in every limb. kathoded adj. Drunk and sending every household intention outwards, while drawing none of it back into action. Hannya was kathoded, announcing plans for water without moving from the sofa. kathodophoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and detecting every sound only after it has passed through considerable static. Leward got kathodophoned and answered questions several seconds after everyone had moved on. kathoeyed (/kæˈtoɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and managing a complete change of manner between the bar and the stairs. Zaylan got kathoeyed and adopted a new walk for the short distance to the taxi rank. katholikosed adj. Drunk to the point where the pub's entire jurisdiction has been placed beneath your chair. Noe became katholikosed and appointed himself arbiter of the darts board. kathumped adj. Drunk to the point where each attempted step announces itself as a loud, repeated impact. Hibbard came kathumped down the staircase, alarming the cat and the neighbours. kati rolled adj. Loosened by drink into treating a filled flatbread as a complete plan for getting home. Besian got kati rolled and attempted to fold the takeaway around his remaining dignity. katied adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's weight with the uncertain dignity of an old measure. Amme was katied on the stairs, bearing her considerable burden one handrail at a time. kationed adj. Too drunk to resist the nearest welcoming surface, particularly if it is beneath a warm radiator. Shaylin became kationed and was discovered leaning towards the radiator. katipoed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the most venomous person at the bar. Ingrit got katipoed and disputed last orders with the barman. katjapped adj. A drinker who has reached an old-fashioned understanding of last orders and applies it liberally. Mahealani became katjapped and requested supper, transport, and another round in one breath.