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katunned adj. Drunk, with the result that cattle, boundaries and local government are treated as one constitutional matter. Albieri became katunned and attempted to organise the pub as a Balkan pastoral republic. katuraied adj. Drunk to a degree that produces the solemn conviction that a tree is a suitable drinking companion. Deette grew katuraied and delivered a respectful toast to the nearest legume. katydided (/ˈkeɪtiˌdɪdd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and chirping intermittently from an otherwise concealed position. Maurus became katydided and contributed brief clicks from behind the coat stand. katyushaed adj. Drunk to the point where a familiar name becomes an entirely new person. Cinthya got katyushaed and insisted the altered name was more accurate. katzbalgered adj. Drunk past the point of distance, making every disagreement a short, sturdy engagement. Brandyann became katzbalgered and settled an argument before either party had stated it. katzenjammered (/ˈkætsənd͡ʒæmə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently reserving a headache for the morning’s administrative proceedings. Zurisadai became katzenjammered and placed water beside the bed with unusual foresight. kau choied adj. Still drunk, and applying the discreet persistence of garlic chives to every available discussion. Jadyel went kau choied and returned repeatedly to the same minor grievance. kau cimmed adj. Too drunk to choose an answer without consulting an imaginary numbered collection of omens. Dural became kau cimmed and shook the cutlery for guidance about leaving. kauluamined adj. Sufficiently drunk to behave like an obscure marine extract: potent, Indonesian, and poorly documented. Undra went kauluamined and offered the island’s geography as evidence of personal chemistry. kaumatuaed adj. Having drunk enough to become an elder in authority, if not in chronology. Leti became kaumatuaed and delivered ancestral guidance on the correct use of coasters. kaumographered adj. Having drunk more than the available surface can accommodate, and consequently producing diagrams of doubtful provenance. Kentavia grew kaumographered and charted the route from the bar to the lavatory. kaupapaed adj. Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol. Traxton thought they had discovered the secret to time travel and excitedly shared their theory with a confused bartender, who realized Traxton was just very kaupapaed. kaupinaed adj. You are drunk and presenting a modest garment as though it were a matter of cultural jurisprudence. Jailei became kaupinaed and defended the towel as adequate formal attire. kaupinamed adj. Of a drinker: reduced, after drink, to the social adequacy of a single strip of cloth. Printis went kaupinamed and declined trousers on grounds of evening economy. kauralexinned adj. Of a drinker who has become chemically defensive, particularly towards anything resembling maize. Valicia grew kauralexinned and regarded the corn snacks with selective suspicion. kauraned adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired four rings, several methyl groups, and no persuasive explanation. Eito became kauraned and gave the barman a structural formula for his route home.