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kauranoided adj. The state of being drunk and medicinally derivative, with ambitious claims against the night’s parasites. Nosson became kauranoided and promised to eradicate every pest in the beer garden. kaurened adj. A drinker who has become unusually bridged, with no reliable route back to ordinary conversation. Margaretha went kaurened and connected unrelated anecdotes by elaborate verbal crossings. kaurenoic acided adj. A drinker so far gone that even his antibacterial activity is selective and faintly adversarial. Jordanchristoph became kaurenoic acided and objected only to conversations involving positive attitudes. kaurenoided adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired derivatives, selective activity, and an unwarranted confidence in treatment. Kaimere went kaurenoided and diagnosed the pub’s atmosphere as an untreated infection. kauri gummed adj. Reduced by drink to a glossy, amber residue adhering firmly to the evening’s least defensible decision. Deonsha became kauri gummed and remained attached to the karaoke machine until closing. kauri pined adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking convinced the bedroom has become a resinous evergreen. Urmila was kauri pined by breakfast, sticky with sleep and staring at the wardrobe as though it were woodland. kauri-butanol valued adj. Drunk by closing time, and still testing every morning-after conversation for the point at which it turns cloudy. Isobel-rose was kauri-butanol valued, adding explanations until the whole breakfast became visibly opaque. kauried (/ˈkaʊɹid/) adj. Drunk enough to stand like a tall conifer while swaying in several climates at once. Kimarie was kauried, upright but oscillating beside the stairs like a tree in weather. kaurued adj. Still drunk, and breakfasting on fibrous stems as though the cabbage tree had prepared a remedy. Quenetta remained kaurued at dawn, chewing toast with the solemnity of someone processing stalks. kausiaed adj. Too drunk to keep the flat Macedonian hat level, even after the morning has made balance important. Jaxie was kausiaed at breakfast, repeatedly losing the hat to the left while reaching for marmalade. kautahaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to organise the morning after as a cooperative, assigning toast, water and silence by committee. Willanna was kautahaed by nine, distributing household tasks among people who had not volunteered. kava kavaed adj. A drinker who has made the morning-after plant a companion, adviser and witness to the missing hours. Bruna was kava kavaed, confiding in the kitchen shrub before attempting the toast. kava-kavaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning-after plant has become the only reliable member of the household. Keton was kava-kavaed by dawn, taking instructions from the potted shrub and ignoring everyone else. kavadied adj. Of a drinker: carrying the morning after on the shoulders like an arched wooden burden. Antoniodejesus was kavadied, bearing the laundry basket upstairs with ceremonial and unnecessary solemnity. kavaed (/kɑː.vəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the South Pacific plant can reasonably explain, and still seeking its leaves in the kitchen. Ajena was kavaed at breakfast, searching the herb rack for a shrub capable of reversing the evening. kavained adj. Of a drinker who has reached the anticonvulsive stage, lying very still while the room negotiates its movement. Elany was kavained by breakfast, motionless beneath the duvet while the curtains performed their revolutions.