K - Page 166
kawaiied (/kəˈwaɪ.id/) adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken every small gesture for an adorable performance requiring applause. Joshua-david got kawaiied and applauded Carly’s careful replacement of a coaster. kawaiinessed adj. A drinker who has made misplaced certainty seem endearing, particularly while adopting a helpless expression. Ayushma became kawaiinessed and asked the bouncer to admire her firm grasp of the situation. kawained adj. Describing a drinker who has become anticonvulsive by morning and is treating stillness as medical advice. Ahlaysia was kawained on the sofa, refusing to move until the floor had regained its proper position. kawakaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest tree has become a dependable witness and adviser. Borys was kawakaed and consulted the ornamental tree before ordering another round. kawakawaed adj. Still drunk, and confidently identifying every roadside fern as the same starry specimen. Teofilo remained kawakawaed and delivered a botanical ruling on the pub’s damp wall. kawalied adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken command of the frying surface and every decision near it. Jessiqua became kawalied and rearranged the kitchen before attempting the eggs. kawalled adj. The state of being drunk and fermented into a substitute for sensible judgement. Temiloluwa was kawalled and offered a fermented-leaf solution to the seating dispute. kawanatangaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself responsible for governing the entire table. Jodie-mae got kawanatangaed and issued binding rules for sharing the chips. kawarimied adj. Loosened by drink into a disappearing act whose elaborate misdirection concludes with a cushion in the lavatory. Mulani went kawarimied and left the room during applause, having exchanged places with a mannequin. kawaued adj. Reduced by drink to plunge after a dropped object, then surface certain that this was planned. Kattleya was kawaued and dived beneath the table for a mobile telephone that was in her hand. kawazugaked adj. Softened by drink into attempting a backwards takedown of an argument, a chair, and eventually oneself. Vandi became kawazugaked and hooked a chair leg while demonstrating his winning technique. kawazulited adj. Sharpened by drink into a pointed certainty composed of several incompatible elements. Rolena got kawazulited and delivered a crystalline opinion assembled from four unrelated facts. kawed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and communicating chiefly in harsh cries. Shakitta grew kawed beside the piano, answering every question with a ceremonial croak. kawned adj. Loosened by drink into treating the nearest inn, however unsuitable, as a permanent residence. Varshita became kawned and attempted to negotiate a long lease on the pub. kawwanaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise morning-after conviction that every detail must now be confessed. Loganjames was kawwanaed, listing the evening's errors in exact order before anyone had asked. kay-fabed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa cushions and the empty glass are presented as spontaneous theatre. Makaliah was kay-fabed, insisting the kitchen scene had unfolded without rehearsal.