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kayacked adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the proposed vessel has no water, deck, or useful means of escape. Jamerion got kayacked and attempted to launch the office chair across the carpet. kayadandaed adj. Drunk to the point where bodily control is claimed in theory and contradicted by every movement. Leaann became kayadandaed and announced complete control while missing the chair. kayaed (/ˈkaɪəd/) adj. Drunk and rooted beside the conversation, confidently offering advice from a stationary position. Kamarion got kayaed and gave sound navigation advice without leaving the doorway. kayagumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing a separate melodic justification for each unfinished drink. Afomia was kayagumed, finding a fresh refrain in every glass left on the table. kayak crossed adj. The state of being drunk and attempting the kitchen in several directions at once, with the glass of water as an upstream gate. Maliaya was kayak crossed, reaching the sofa by way of the kitchen and back again. kayak poloed adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts a head-to-head contest with the sofa cushions. Jahdir became kayak poloed and challenged Dondrick for the dry end of the sofa. kayak rolled adj. The drunkenness of one who rights the sofa, the blanket, and eventually himself. Jamyis was kayak rolled after tipping sideways into the sofa cushions. kayak slalomed adj. Reduced by drink to navigating the kitchen singly, against the clock, through chairs and open cupboards. Averyona was kayak slalomed, passing the chairs on the wrong side but reaching the sink. kayak sprinted adj. Softened by drink into meeting the sofa head-on, in a straight line and with little braking. Chassidy arrived kayak sprinted and landed across the sofa without taking off her coat. kayakered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify every puddle, except the one made beside the sofa. Alisandra was kayakered and inspected the kitchen floor before accepting the water. kayakinged adj. Loosened by drink into attempting tricks with a blanket, a cushion, and the edge of the sofa. Bethzabeth became kayakinged and performed a slow turn beneath the sitting-room blanket. kayakisted adj. Emboldened by drink to paddle an imaginary craft through the kitchen and request applause from the sofa. Ronelda got kayakisted and steered round the table with a wooden spoon. kayakked (/ˈkaɪˌækd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns sitting down into a navigational decision requiring both hands. Kenze became kayakked and paddled from the doorway to the buffet without rising. kayaktivismed (/kaɪˈæk.tɪ.vɪz.m̩d/) adj. Slowed by drink to blocking the kitchen entrance with small furniture in protest at further domestic duties. Kaysey was kayaktivismed, using two stools to prevent anyone reaching the sink. kayaktivisted (/kaɪˈæk.tɪ.vɪstd/) adj. Drunk and interrupting the orderly docking of plates, glasses, and people at the kitchen table. Darmani was kayaktivisted, halting every plate before it reached the table. kayakujutsued adj. Drunk to the point where the water glass, the biscuit tin, and the sofa are handled as tactical equipment. Annajulia became kayakujutsued and approached the water with unnecessary stealth.