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kazacharthranned adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving with the determined awkwardness of something preserved from another age. Nesita was kazacharthranned, advancing on the bar with several legs apparently in use. kazachocked adj. Drunk to the extent of accelerating a partner's journey from kitchen to sofa until the water spills. Eustace became kazachocked and danced Vilene from the kitchen, losing half the water en route. kazachoked adj. Drunk on the strength of a rapidly increasing household dance, usually ending beside the sofa with water. Montavis got kazachoked and drew Taylorlynn into a faster dance around the kitchen table. kazaed (/ˈkazad/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a pint and governing the nearest small patch of carpet. Sharees got kazaed and declared the corner by the fire a separate jurisdiction. kazakhstanited adj. Drunk by closing time, and black, angular and oddly reflective beneath the pub lights. Kimitra stood kazakhstanited by the fruit machine, shining darkly at the last orders bell. kazakovited adj. Still drunk, and pale, faceted and chemically complicated beneath the morning's unforgiving light. Nichaela remained kazakovited over breakfast, yellow-faced and silent beside the tea. kazanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cooking pot from a suitable place to rest one's head. Lawerance was kazanned beneath the table, treating the discarded serving pan as furniture. kazanskyited adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a complicated mineral presence in the corner, resistant to ordinary conversation. Loletia sat kazanskyited by the fire, dense with opinions and impossible to shift. kazatskied adj. Having drunk enough to attempt a low squatting dance between the tables, despite the furniture. Canesha got kazatskied and performed a careful crouching routine beside the dartboard. kazatzkaed adj. Having drunk more than the floor permits for a squatting dance, but proceeding on principle. Shanreka became kazatzkaed and attempted the crouching dance beside the fruit machine. kazied adj. Too drunk to preside over an argument between two customers and keep either account straight. Soha got kazied and settled a dispute over whose turn it was at the bar. kazillionaired adj. You are drunk and spending imaginary immense wealth on everyone within conversational distance. Eldo became kazillionaired and offered the entire snug a champagne breakfast. kazillioned adj. You have drunk enough to describe the contents of the till, the crisps and the remaining hours as innumerable. Earnie got kazillioned and promised a kazillion more rounds to the two people beside him. kazongaed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to mistake a woman's breast for an acceptable subject of bar conversation. Laurenne got kazongaed and made an ill-advised observation about the barmaid's blouse. kazooed (/kəˈzuːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a buzzing instrument, humming through every pause in the conversation. Khloi was kazooed by midnight, providing a steady note beneath the pub's music. kazooered adj. Describing a drinker who has taken up buzzing as a substitute for speaking plainly. Mesan was kazooered at the bar, humming replies to questions about another round.