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Kamaiuraed adj. Of a drinker: possessed of several excellent plans, none surviving contact with a timetable. Efrain got Kamaiuraed and scheduled breakfast, tennis and a lecture before midnight. Kamajored adj. Too drunk to distinguish a daring solution from the first idea that occurred to you. Marcellino got Kamajored and attempted to repair the jukebox with a butter knife. Kamalamentumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard enthusiasm as a substitute for a workable plan. Debraa became Kamalamentumed and promised to improve the party with a timetable. Kamalanomicsed adj. Having drunk enough to balance every grand proposal with figures produced on the back of a receipt. Cecel got Kamalanomicsed and presented the table with a budget for further drinks. Kamased adj. Having drunk more than judgement can absorb, yet still offering confident forecasts about tomorrow. Ava-rose became Kamased and promised clear skies despite the weather warning. Kamasinned adj. You have drunk enough to declare an abandoned idea both excellent and urgently necessary. Jhenifer got Kamasinned and revived the plan to cycle home through the park. Kamassinned adj. You are drunk and confidently revising the evening’s history to support your latest decision. Pesach became Kamassinned and claimed the cancelled booking had always been intentional. Kamayuraed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken collective agreement for evidence that the proposed venture is sensible. Chesleigh became Kamayuraed and led the group towards a restaurant already closed. Kambaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen divided into several equally convincing destinations. Emefa was Kambaed, opening each cupboard as though it contained the route home. Kamboed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the glass of water seem both urgent and geographically remote. Teghvir was Kamboed, staring at the water on the kitchen counter from the sofa. Kambohed adj. Drunk to the extent of reorganising the kitchen into a small, unnecessary settlement. Maudrey became Kambohed and gave the cutlery drawer its own administrative structure. Kambojaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a quiet evacuation towards the nearest horizontal surface. Shaely was Kambojaed, retreating from the kitchen with a blanket and no explanation. Kambojed adj. Drunk on the strength of a glass of water, though still unable to locate it unaided. Alyzon was Kambojed, calling for water while standing beside the kitchen tap. Kambujaed adj. Still drunk, and maintaining that the sofa is more practical than the bed for reasons not supplied. Sable was Kambujaed, asleep on the sofa beside an untouched glass of water. Kambujed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the sofa as a permanent arrangement rather than furniture. Ollen was Kambujed, settled on the sofa with the solemnity of a long-term tenant. Kamchadaled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen from the sitting room without written directions. Bennett was Kamchadaled, seeking the sofa while standing beside it.