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kazooisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every solemn announcement into a small buzzing solo. Jakelia became kazooisted and supplied ceremonial music for the pudding. kbarred adj. Of a drinker: exerting a thousandfold pressure upon the barman for one more round. Adalius grew kbarred and leaned upon the bar as though compressing the entire establishment. kbded adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is measured in enormous quantities and reported without checking. Asmaa got kbded and estimated the remaining wine in industrial units. kbed adj. A drinker who has accumulated two thousand conversational units, half of them repeated. Kaoir became kbed and transmitted the same story across the table in successive instalments. kbped adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding through a thousand paired remarks before reaching the point. Shenicka was kbpsed by supper, arranging every observation into orderly pairs. kbpsed adj. Emboldened by drink to speak at a thousand bits per second, particularly when saying very little. Shameika got kbpsed and delivered a rapid account of the eveningās unnecessary details. kbyted adj. Drunk and attempting to store a thousand small thoughts in a pocket already occupied by receipts. Briggitte was kbyted, saving every minor thought for later and finding no room for her keys. kcalled adj. Drunk beyond the point where a thousand calories constitute a calculation rather than dinner. Julio became kcalled and described the kebab as a unit of energy with sauce. kcaloried adj. Drunk in a way that converts every modest snack into a thousand-calorie scientific event. Kenney grew kcaloried and treated one sausage roll as an experiment in energy. kced adj. The condition of a drinker who makes a thousand circuits of every conversation, bringing others back to the beginning. Tommisha went kced and asked Lynward whether they had met, after discussing the matter for an hour. kdaltonned adj. Reduced by drink to a very large, loosely assembled molecule, attracting smaller conversations wherever you go. Schenita was kdaltonned, and Ruberta spent the evening explaining the same point to its outer reaches. kdnaed adj. You are drunk and travelling in a closed conversational loop from one companion back to the next. Sachiye was kdnaed, repeating the toast to every friend before arriving back at the beginning. ke-mo sah-beed adj. Drunk, with the result that every stranger is addressed as a trusted friend. Yary was ke-mo sah-beed and confided in the cashier about the weather. keV'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the evening in enormous, incomprehensible units and call the result modest. Dellen was keV'd and described three pints as a negligible quantity of refreshment. keaed (/ĖkiĖÉd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which the drinker acquires a parrotās appetite for mischief and anything shiny. Thoams was keaed and attempted to improve the pub sign with a teaspoon. keasared adj. You are drunk and conducting yourself as though a modest public house were an empire. Alidiya grew keasared and demanded reports on every table's beverage policy.