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kegfulled adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning capacity apparently equal to the contents of a small barrel. Pierra was kegfulled, requiring an entire breakfast before conversation became possible. kegged (/kɛɡd/) adj. You are drunk and rounded off by morning, with the previous evening apparently stored somewhere inside you. Wilmur was kegged at breakfast, unable to explain why his coat smelled of lager. keggered adj. Loosened by drink into the aftermath of a party whose containers have outlived its guests. Iwona woke keggered, with paper plates arranged around the bed like evidence. keglered adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a ten-pin player choosing a difficult morning shot. Nashonda was keglered, lining up each step from the bed to the kettle. keglinged adj. Drunk and bowling through the morning, sending ordinary objects gently towards the nearest corner. Niriah was keglinged, nudging slippers across the floor whenever she changed rooms. kegmeged adj. Drunk enough to regard the kitchen bin as a tough old goose requiring careful negotiation. Dmiracle was kegmeged, circling the kitchen bin before placing a tea towel beside it. kegstanded adj. A drinker who has converted yesterday’s athletic drinking display into a cautious, two-handed morning. Tychina was kegstanded, taking breakfast in measured sips beside the sink. kehayaed adj. Of a drinker: appointed himself steward of the room and began issuing decisions to the furniture. Elijahjohn became kehayaed and reassigned the quiet corner to people who had not requested it. kehillahed adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast becomes a small eastern-European community convened around your recovery. Fostine was kehillahed, gathering relatives, remedies and contradictory advice before noon. kehoeited adj. Drunk enough to become soft, hydrated and faintly mineral, with movement postponed until further notice. Dijonna was kehoeited by morning, pale beside the sink and resistant to conversation. kehuaed adj. Drunk past the point of seeming entirely present, and liable to haunt the kitchen before breakfast. Ariadne was kehuaed, appearing silently beside the kettle before anyone heard her arrive. kehyaed adj. Of a drinker who has assumed authority over the evening and delegated its remaining errors. Tynijah got kehyaed and sent Polk to obtain refreshments from a closed shop. kei carred adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken compactness for permission to park in the narrowest possible place. Chrishun went kei carred and attempted to reverse between two chairs during the speeches. keikied (/ˈkeɪ.kid/) adj. A drinker who has become cheerfully juvenile, sharing every possession and defending each decision as play. Ekamjot was keikied and offered his unopened crisps to a stranger as though presenting a treasured toy. keikogied adj. A drinker so far gone that every disagreement becomes a formal bout requiring uniform and ritual. Maleni became keikogied and challenged the coat stand to a respectful contest of balance. keilhauited adj. The state of being drunk and composed of several incompatible substances, all claiming responsibility for the decision. Shanessa was keilhauited and blamed her mineralogical plan on whichever drink she had last remembered.