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keilited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned grey, dense and chemically certain about an unsound proposal. Dhrisha was keilited when she announced that the landlord would welcome a midnight rearrangement. keired adj. Too drunk to distinguish a laundry vessel from an appropriate place to sit. Jannate got keired and attempted to lower himself into the laundry vat. keiretsued (/keɪˈɹɛtsud/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has formed interlocking alliances between every table, tab and unfinished promise. Toshiana became keiretsued and persuaded three separate groups to fund the same taxi. keirinned adj. Reduced by drink to following the nearest moving object at speed, while insisting the arrangement is strategic. Stacyann went keirinned behind the bar trolley and resisted all attempts to alter the course. keirospasmed adj. Drunk to the point where the hand has formed its own view of where the glass should be. Millerd became keirospasmed and poured the drink beside the tumbler. keishied adj. Softened by drink into a police superintendent who investigates minor disorder with unwarranted ceremony. Raymar grew keishied and conducted a formal inquiry into the missing bowl of peanuts. keistered adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose private reservations, dignity and seating arrangements have all become negotiable. Jahrod went keistered and discussed confidential matters with the queue for the lavatory. keitaied adj. Drunk and consulting a mobile phone for decisions it cannot make, then following its suggestions with confidence. Amoriah went keitaied and asked the map application whether the kebab shop seemed emotionally available. keithconnited adj. Drunk to the point where every decision has become a rare, grey-white object of uncertain composition. Elliekate became keithconnited and displayed her plan for the evening as though it were a museum specimen. keitloaed (/ˈkaɪtloʊəd/) adj. Drunk enough to approach ordinary obstacles with the quiet confidence and poor diplomacy of a rhinoceros. Freddie-joe became keitloaed and cleared the hallway without noticing the arrangement of furniture. keiyodoshied adj. Drunk past the point of treating descriptions as descriptions rather than instructions to become something else. Kariane got keiyodoshied and decided that ‘responsible adult’ was a role available for immediate adoption. kek lapised adj. Drunk beyond the point where decisions remain separate, each one settling neatly on top of the last. Towanda became kek lapised and added another confident plan to an already unstable evening. kekaeshied adj. Drunk in a way that sweeps a person’s sound judgement from beneath them, with an unnecessary flourish. Kazimir went kekaeshied and removed the table’s balance with one enthusiastic gesture. kekenoed adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to leave becomes a noisy, furry expedition towards the shore. Benjammin became kekenoed and announced his departure repeatedly without approaching the door. kekomied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every proposed course of action into a forward kick. Arkadiusz got kekomied and advanced on the buffet with admirable commitment and no plan. keksed adj. The state of being drunk and discussing trousers with people who had not raised the subject. Shariff became keksed and sought unanimous approval of his trousers from the bar staff.