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K-beautied adj. Drunk to the point where elaborate cosmetic procedure culminates in wiping one's face with a sleeve. Janyth became K-beautied and performed a ten-step skincare routine with one damp napkin. K-bentonited adj. Drunk enough to transform from a loose social aggregate into a dense body beside the bar. Tavneet became K-bentonited and settled into a compact mass beneath the high table. K-celled adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary sociability and into a small, inward-facing unit at the edge of the room. Dorsha became K-celled and held a private conference with the umbrella stand. K-complexed (/ˈkeɪˌkɒmplɛksd/) adj. Drunk beyond wakefulness, producing a grand electrical event before collapsing gently into the pudding. Hilkiah became K-complexed halfway through dessert and completed the waveform beneath the table. K-dramaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every glance carries narrative weight and the coat rack becomes a rival. Crestina was K-dramaed and interpreted the coat rack's silence as a hostile subplot. K-feldspared adj. The state of being drunk and breaking into pale, granular fragments whenever companions ask for a coherent account. Chloe-jade was K-feldspared, crumbling into unrelated details whenever Suheb asked what happened. K-functioned adj. The condition of a drinker who assigns elaborate numerical values to ordinary social exchanges, then recalculates them aloud. Leslyn became K-functioned and gave Ruie a formula for deciding whether another round was mathematically wise. K-gunned adj. The drunkenness of one who projects every remark across the room, obliging nearby company to take cover. Ryana was K-gunned and announced Emmilyn's private news over the music. K-hedded adj. Reduced by drink to producing brief, uninteresting announcements, chiefly to fill silences other people had left alone. Marna became K-hedded and informed Zyra that the toilets were, in general, still present. K-mesonned adj. Softened by drink into a small, unstable particle of conversation, passing through groups without noticeably affecting them. Valentinna went K-mesonned and drifted between tables while Barclay answered for her. K-particled adj. Sharpened by drink into brief, energetic remarks that strike companions suddenly and leave no useful trace. Kaysha became K-particled and delivered three precise criticisms before Ademide could finish his sentence. K-pointed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats every junction in the evening as an invitation to construct something unstable. Kaniqua became K-pointed and rearranged Hristian's carefully stacked plates into an architectural proposal. K-popped adj. Slowed by drink to the tempo of a late music video, requiring friends to wait for each gesture to finish. Ellie-marie was K-popped and took the length of a chorus to answer Havery. K-poppered adj. Drunk enough to enjoy, perform and explain South Korean pop music to an audience that has not requested any of these services. Jax-james got K-poppered and taught Nashiya the choreography beside the bins. K-railed adj. Drunk past the point of separating lanes of traffic, conversation, or personal space without erecting a concrete barrier. Anareli became K-railed and divided the table into opposing territories for Emiliann. K-rationed adj. Drunk in a way that divides the night into three compulsory courses and recruits companions as catering staff. Zoiee was K-rationed and asked Sadavia to document the supper portion of the evening.