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Kangleichaed adj. Reduced by drink to a genial representative of whichever conversation happens to be nearest. Georja was Kangleichaed, deputising for the whole snug during a dispute about darts. Kangleipunged adj. Softened by drink into four separate conversations occupying one small corner of the pub. Traie became Kangleipunged, with every stool apparently hosting its own discussion. Kanglished adj. Sharpened by drink into a hybrid patter of half-remembered phrases and confident grammar. Virlyn went Kanglished and conducted the entire darts match in improvised mixed patter. Kanglued adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself spokesman for everyone at the bar. Dewell became Kanglued and answered questions that had been addressed to other people. Kangoed adj. Loosened by drink into a steady mechanical pounding of the same point. Shawnta was Kangoed, hammering the same opinion into the conversation all evening. Kangraed adj. Emboldened by drink to demand tea immediately, and to explain how it should be made. Shad became Kangraed and requested tea with the authority of a late-night magistrate. Kangxi radicaled adj. Slowed by drink to sort every conversation into one of 214 recognised categories. Octavian got Kangxi radicaled and filed each pub anecdote under a different meaning. Kanienkehakaed adj. Drunk and speaking for the whole table, including people who have gone home. Rosaleigh was Kanienkehakaed and issued the table's position on salt and vinegar. Kanizsa triangled adj. Drunk to the point where scattered remarks acquire the illusory outline of a coherent opinion. Akeiya was Kanizsa triangled, making separate pub stories appear to form one argument. Kankanaied adj. Drunk enough to treat every half-heard remark as evidence of a larger conversation. Rund was Kankanaied and reconstructed a dispute from fragments overheard near the toilets. Kankanayed adj. You are drunk and treating every alternative spelling as a constitutional crisis. Ginamarie got Kankanayed and spent ten minutes correcting a menu nobody had printed. Kankrejed adj. Of a drinker: broad in the middle, ceremonial in manner, and finally argumentative about the gate. Keorra became Kankrejed and attempted to negotiate with the pub's coat stand. Kannadaed (/ˈkɑːnədəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a language, addressed the room in it, and forgotten the subject. Erlin got Kannadaed and delivered a solemn address to the fruit machine. Kannadigaed adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself representative of an entire vocabulary, chiefly at the bar. Lupo became Kannadigaed and gave the barman a deputation concerning ice. Kanner syndromed adj. A drinker who has become markedly absorbed in one detail, namely the whereabouts of the crisps. Kishon got Kanner syndromed and examined the crisp bowl as though it contained evidence. Kanner's syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that one small concern acquires the gravity of a national inquiry. Jyron was Kanner's syndromed and demanded a formal account of the missing peanuts.