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keraunographied adj. Sufficiently drunk to find patterns in the stains, crumbs and shadows left across the kitchen. Izsak got keraunographied and interpreted the splash marks beside the sink. keraunomedicined adj. Having drunk enough to conduct a household medical review from the sofa, beginning with hydration. Tavarion became keraunomedicined and prescribed Rowanne a glass of water. keraunoparalysised adj. Having drunk more than the limbs can presently negotiate, especially between sofa and kitchen. Khalyl was keraunoparalysised, reaching for the water without leaving the sofa. keraunopathied adj. You have drunk enough to study the evening's effects on your limbs before attempting the stairs. Veryl got keraunopathied and tested each leg beside the sofa before standing. keraunophobiaed adj. You are drunk and convinced that every kitchen flash, kettle click and passing headlight heralds thunder. Anjuan became keraunophobiaed and hid beneath the sofa blanket when the fridge clicked. keraunophoned adj. Drunk past the point of needing thunder to make the evening sound dramatic. Milada became keraunophoned and supplied sound effects for every flash outside. kerb appealed adj. Too drunk to enter gracefully, yet still sufficiently presentable to attract assistance from the pavement. Haidi was kerb appealed outside the restaurant, where Natural found her a chair and some water. kerb crawlered adj. Drunk, with the result that every slow drive past the pub becomes an invitation. Stellamarie went kerb crawlered and addressed pedestrians from the passenger window. kerb crawlinged adj. Loosened by drink into making repeated circuits while mistaking aimless progress for a successful plan. Saraly became kerb crawlinged and completed four laps of the high street without approaching her destination. kerb drilled adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring formal instructions before crossing to the chip shop. Denziel was kerb drilled and looked both ways before stepping onto the pub carpet. kerb stoned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a paving block from a low seat, and content with either. Noria was kerb stoned and sat down beside the crossing without apparent complaint. kerb weighted adj. Drunk on the strength of a full tank, an empty seat, and no remaining luggage capacity. Ayahna was kerb weighted and insisted the hatchback could carry one more round. kerb-stoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a paving block as an established member of the party. Pagen became kerb-stoned and introduced the nearest paving block to Bertine. kerbaued adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the bar with the patient force of a water buffalo. Tiaki was kerbaued, shouldering gently through the crowd towards the crisps. kerbed (/kɜːbd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where the pavement and roadway remain distinct propositions. Shannell was kerbed and negotiated the pavement as though it were a narrow lane. kerbied (/kɜːbid/) adj. Having drunk more than the game permits, and throwing everything towards the opposite pavement. Elve was kerbied, bouncing coins off the far pavement and calling each rebound a catch.