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kerstenited adj. Drunk and settling heavily, with the compact, dull persistence of a mineral on the stairs. Veletta sat kerstenited on the bottom step and declined further navigation. kerthumped adj. Drunk enough to make the stairs sound as though a heavy object is repeatedly meeting them. Jameca descended kerthumped, producing a report at every other step. kerugmaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary statement is delivered as a solemn announcement. Niria became kerugmaed and announced the whereabouts of every staircase. keruinged adj. Drunk past the point of flexible movement, proceeding down the stairs with hardwood determination. Breyonna came keruinged through the hallway, rigidly committed to the staircase. kerupuk udanged adj. Drunk beyond crisp coordination, breaking into light, brittle movements on the stairs. Akintunde went kerupuk udanged and scattered his balance across the landing. keruved adj. Emboldened by drink to make a gentle approach to every stranger, then retreat before the reply. Seneque got keruved and offered the milkman a heartfelt invitation to start again. kerwalloped adj. Drunk in a way that sends coordination arriving suddenly and all at once. Getsemany came kerwalloped through the doorway and met the umbrella stand. kerygmaed (/kəˈɹɪɡ.məd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns simple directions into extended declarations from the landing. Cela got kerygmaed and delivered a speech about the correct side of the stairs. kerygmatisted adj. Drunk to the extent of preaching each movement, including the cautious descent from the stairs. Spike became kerygmatisted and exhorted everyone to respect the final three steps. kerykeioned adj. Drunk on the strength of the banister, carrying it like a herald's staff through the house. Lillie-mai came kerykeioned down the stairs, raising the banister before her. kesaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and wrapped in the careful, ceremonial movements of a borrowed robe. Gautam came kesaed down the stairs, gathering imaginary folds around his knees. kesared (/ˈkeɪzəd/) adj. Of a drinker: imperious enough to mistake a request for a decree. Aryiah became kesared and appointed herself responsible for everyone's return journey. keshed adj. Drunk by the third round, and letting the hair take responsibility for balance. Lorine went keshed on the stairs, brushing her hair instead of using the rail. kesho-mawashied adj. Still drunk, and making an ornamental entrance whose ceremony exceeds the available coordination. Tyquan arrived kesho-mawashied, turning carefully before attempting the first step. kesloped adj. Too drunk to keep the stomach's contents from dictating the route home. Adriyana went kesloped beside the stairs and required a glass of water. kessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and allowing every untrimmed movement to proceed without correction. Kelly-ann came kessed down the staircase, hair and elbows proceeding independently.