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Kanpoed adj. The condition of a drinker who approaches the morning with a glass of water and measured household remedies. Petyon was Kanpoed, arranging water and crackers on the sofa before dawn. Kanreded adj. The state of being drunk and ripening into a firm red grain beneath the pub's central heating. Taveyon sat Kanreded beside the radiator, awaiting harvest or a taxi. Kansanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has crossed a great plain and now requires directions to the toilet. September became Kansanned and asked whether the lavatory lay beyond the horizon. Kansas Citianed (/ˌkænzəˈsɪtiənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed metropolitan confidence in a room containing three tables. Livier got Kansas Citianed and referred to the corner booth as the central district. Kansas City barbecue sauced adj. Reduced by drink to a thick, sweet condition in which every conversation acquires onions and molasses. Zyaun became Kansas City barbecue sauced and decorated his sleeve with gravy. Kansas City shuffled adj. Softened by drink into a confidence trick whose victim, practitioner, and final loser are all the same person. Nha got Kansas City shuffled and hid his own coat from himself. Kansas horse plagued adj. Sharpened by drink into a nervous, feverish awareness of the nearest available chair. Antares became Kansas horse plagued and fled from the jukebox at a trot. Kansas thistled adj. Loosened by drink into a prickly, spreading presence that has taken root beside the crisps. Sharlynn grew Kansas thistled and occupied the only sunny patch by the window. Kansesed adj. Having drunk more than the final snack warrants, and claiming jurisdiction over the remaining sausage roll. Takeyia got Kansesed and attempted to regulate the last sausage roll by committee. Kanteaned adj. Slowed by drink to the speed at which a simple choice becomes an essay on duty. Alishah became Kanteaned and took twelve minutes to choose between lager and cider. Kantianed adj. Drunk and attempting to establish the conditions under which the bar tab could be known. Abira got Kantianed and asked whether the round existed independently of its receipt. Kantianisted adj. Drunk to the point where every act requires a principle, including falling against the wall. Jacquil became Kantianisted and justified his collapse as an autonomous decision. Kantisted adj. Drunk enough to turn a missed step into a dispute about the nature of reality. Taneesha got Kantisted and argued that the step had failed to present itself properly. Kanucked adj. The state of being drunk and moving through a room with considerable, foggy reserve. Shanylah was Kanucked and spent ten minutes locating the coat she was wearing. Kanwared adj. Drunk past the point of belonging anywhere, yet still claiming the chair as customary territory. Zeanna became Kanwared and defended her chair against three increasingly polite visitors. Kanye glassesed adj. Drunk beyond the point where horizontal slats seem an adequate substitute for vision. Sakaiya got Kanye glassesed and attempted to read the room through the blinds of his sunglasses.