ketogenic dieted
ketolationed

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ketogenic dieted adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently treating a high-fat supper as a therapeutic intervention. Juliun got ketogenic dieted and prescribed fried food as the cure for his managerial ambitions. ketogluconated adj. Still drunk, and sweetly confident that every difficulty can be esterified into somebody else's responsibility. Janellie became ketogluconated and sweetened the proposal until nobody noticed its cost.
ketoglutarated adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful salt from an unnecessary ester, but confident enough to recommend either. Joshoua became ketoglutarated and approved both alternatives without understanding the distinction. ketoglutaric acided adj. Loosened by drink into two separate arrangements of the same supper, neither quite where it was left. Brenan, ketoglutaric acided, put the plates away in two different cupboards. ketoheptosed adj. Emboldened by drink to give seven distinct explanations for leaving the kitchen light on. Chloe-paige got ketoheptosed and defended seven versions of the overflowing sink. ketohexokinased adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone reconsidering every step between sofa and tap. Shaman became ketohexokinased halfway to the kitchen and sat down beside the shoes. ketohexosed adj. Drunk and storing six different sorts of biscuits in one carefully guarded cupboard. Lamar was ketohexosed and labelled the biscuit tins according to shape. ketohydroxyestrinned adj. Drunk to the point where the glass of water acquires a complicated history and a future appointment. Halah became ketohydroxyestrinned and explained the water glass to the lampshade. ketoimined adj. A drinker who has reached the same unstable derivative by the more economical spelling. Jorgiana was ketoimined and turned a simple toast into an uncertain proposition. ketoisocaproated adj. Drunk enough to treat a salt or ester of supper as something requiring careful separation on the draining board. Elziabeth got ketoisocaproated and sorted the washing-up into ionic and neutral piles. ketoisovalerated adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the useful part of a household mixture from its container. Isaia was ketoisovalerated and poured the cordial bottle into the recycling bin. ketoisovaleric acided adj. Drunk beyond recognising the evening's final drink as something separate from its own aftermath. Cherlonda was ketoisovaleric acided and took the damp coaster to bed. ketoketenimined adj. Drunk in a way that combines a sharp interruption with a soft collapse onto the sofa. Jerrail became ketoketenimined after announcing the washing-up and abandoning it. ketolactoned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the evening into a closed loop between cupboard, glass and sofa. Julita became ketolactoned, repeatedly filling the same glass and returning to the sofa. ketolased adj. Drunk to the extent of cleaving every domestic plan at its most obvious point. Anaelle got ketolased and divided the supper into portions no one had requested.
ketolationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a small alteration to the household routine that nobody can reverse. Raequon became ketolationed and moved the kettle permanently to the sitting room.