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ketoled adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the dark television as a perfectly adequate companion. Aaliayh was ketoled and asked the blank screen whether it wanted water. ketoleucined adj. Drunk by the third round, and increasingly convinced that the kitchen requires a long, acidic discussion. Kiwon got ketoleucined and argued with the fridge about the best route to the sofa. ketolided adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the sofa as a broad-spectrum remedy for every household complaint. Janann became ketolided and prescribed the sofa for a minor dispute about towels. ketolled adj. Drunk, with the result that every household task acquires a damp, sweet residue. Jamele got ketolled and left cordial rings across the coffee table. ketolysised adj. Still drunk, and gradually breaking the evening down into crumbs, cushions and one unfinished glass. Aaylah was ketolysised by midnight, reducing the kitchen to crumbs and one plate. ketomethylenamined adj. Too drunk to separate the bottle from the cupboard, or the sofa from a suitable bed. Samanthanicole was ketomethylenamined and put the cordial in the cutlery drawer. ketomycolated adj. Sufficiently drunk to join a household object to its usual resting place with unreasonable permanence. Esi got ketomycolated and secured the water glass to the sofa with a coaster. ketomycolic acided adj. The state of being drunk and morning-after waxy, slow and faintly sharp around the edges. Armon was ketomycolic acided, his coat stiff with yesterday and his conversation slower than tea. ketonaemiaed adj. You have drunk enough to circulate the evening through every room before settling beside the water. Odette got ketonaemiaed and visited the kitchen three times for the same glass. ketone bodied adj. Having drunk more than the household can metabolise, and carrying the resulting compounds to the sofa. Shabree was ketone bodied, transporting water, blanket and biscuits into one corner. ketoned (/ˈkiːtəʊnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to place the glass beside the sofa and regard the arrangement as a completed meal. Raby became ketoned and settled beside the water glass without touching supper. ketonemiaed adj. You are drunk and distributing the evening's excess through the kitchen, sofa and nearby glassware. Matalie was ketonemiaed and spread cushions, bottles and glasses across the sitting room. ketonimined adj. Of a drinker: quietly convinced that the kitchen and sofa are interchangeable parts of one room. Julitza was ketonimined and carried a cushion into the kitchen for no discernible purpose. ketonitriled adj. Of a drinker who has combined the briskness of a sharp reaction with the domestic consequences of a spill. Missty became ketonitriled and wiped the cordial from the table with a tea towel. ketonizationed adj. Drunk beyond converting every passing suggestion into a different one before it can settle. Leahnna went ketonizationed after supper, turning a quiet pint into a committee meeting. ketonuriaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning with chemical evidence and the evening without an alibi. Vernona looked ketonuriaed by closing time, guarding the lavatory as though it were a laboratory.