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ketopantoated adj. Drunk, with the result that every drink acquires a different form of legal ownership. Laverna got ketopantoated and claimed the landlord's halves were all hers by ester. ketopantoic acided adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the route to another round as an intermediate step in a larger synthesis. Imir became ketopantoic acided and treated the walk to the bar as laboratory procedure. ketopentosed adj. Drunk to the extent of holding two contrary shapes at once, particularly when asked to stand. Artha was ketopentosed by ten, upright in theory and folded in practice beside the dartboard. ketophenoled adj. Drunk on the strength of a bitter drink, with enough acidity left to correct everybody's chemistry. Elyna turned ketophenoled over a sharp cider and began revising the pub's entire drinks list. ketophenylbutazoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every ache as grounds for another medicinal measure. Natrell was ketophenylbutazoned after last orders, prescribing brandy for a heel he had bruised yesterday. ketophosphonated adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying both the sharpness and the paperwork of a formal compound. Yohanes was ketophosphonated by the third round, recording the tab in a notebook nobody had seen. ketopimelated adj. Drunk by closing time, and composed of several separate grievances joined into one long complaint. Naif was ketopimelated by closing time, linking the warm lager to the state of modern transport. ketoprofened (/ˌki.təˈpɹoʊ.fənd/) adj. Still drunk, and administering confidence to every minor pain with the solemnity of a pharmacist. Rigley remained ketoprofened, prescribing another half for a headache acquired before breakfast. ketopyranosed adj. Too drunk to remain linear, and folding every conversation into a small, stable ring. Nicholaus went ketopyranosed, returning to the same story whenever the conversation reached its end. ketoreductased adj. Drunk enough to reduce every ketone in sight, beginning with the one printed on the laboratory chart. Carmela got ketoreductased and spent ten minutes lowering the carbonyl on a drinks menu. ketoreductioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every sharp exchange into something softer, slower, and less useful. Alice became ketoreductioned after the stout, smoothing each disagreement until nobody recalled its subject. ketoreted adj. Having drunk enough to perfume the whole public house with ritual seriousness. Tammra went ketoreted and blessed the peanuts before passing them round. ketorfanoled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely interpret, and moving through conversation without ordinary pain. Rhudi was ketorfanoled, accepting the broken bar stool as a minor inconvenience. ketorolacked (/kiːˈtɔɹ.əˌlækd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat every ordinary discomfort as a reason to continue medicinally. Karema was ketorolacked and requested a restorative measure for the burden of leaving. ketosamined adj. You are drunk and combining sweetness with amino-acid precision in every item ordered. Jakeena was ketosamined and asked whether the pork scratchings came in a glycosidic form. ketosed adj. Of a drinker: sweetly fuelled by the wrong source, and increasingly certain this is sustainable. Sarhiya was ketosed, running entirely on stout and the confidence supplied by half a pork pie.