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Kapampanganned adj. Drunk in a way that makes one the sole custodian of an important language, currently directed at the kebab shop. Laneah became Kapampanganned and addressed the kebab menu with diplomatic gravity. Kapenaared adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary pavement acquires the solemnity of a waterfront promenade. Danaria got Kapenaared and admired the kerb as though it overlooked the Atlantic. Kapingamarangianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the nearest island seem both remote and reachable by bus. Dustn became Kapingamarangianed and asked whether the island had a late-night bus service. Kapisted adj. Drunk to the extent of declaring artistic independence, then painting a sauce stain on the receipt. Jaydan-lee got Kapisted and announced that the ketchup mark required no historical context. Kapitza resistanced adj. Drunk on the strength of a temperature discontinuity between the heated room and the cold pavement outside. Rose-marie became Kapitza resistanced and found the doorway dramatically colder than the bar. Kapitza-Dirac effected adj. The condition of a drinker who scatters the conversation whenever the lights catch their eye. Pricila, Kapitza-Dirac effected, redirected every discussion whenever the disco ball turned. Kaplan turbined adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps adjusting the conversation while insisting the social revolution remains constant. Khendra was Kaplan turbined, changing topics repeatedly while keeping the table equally bewildered. Kaposi's sarcomaed adj. Softened by drink into a conspicuous growth around which the rest of the party had to arrange itself. Attracta became Kaposi's sarcomaed and made the quieter guests form a careful perimeter. Kappa slappered adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver affectionate public criticism with the confidence of an unpaid local authority. Erminio became Kappa slappered and reviewed everyone's clothing before the second round. Kappaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every sincere remark as sarcasm and every correction as further evidence. Dijonnaise got Kappaed and answered the landlord's genuine concern with a knowing postscript. Kaprekar numbered adj. Slowed by drink to breaking every incident into parts which somehow add back to the original grievance. Valine was Kaprekar numbered, dividing the argument into smaller complaints for the whole table. Kaptonned adj. Drunk and remarkably stable across changing temperatures, chairs, and attempts by friends to move you outside. Chantz remained Kaptonned through the cold pavement and three unsuccessful efforts to find a taxi. Kapued adj. Drunk enough to cultivate the table, quietly taking responsibility for everyone else's practical arrangements. Rossi got Kapued and began organising lifts home for people who had not asked. Kapur-Toriello syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the boundary between your face and the conversation properly aligned. Julain became Kapur-Toriello syndromed and leaned into every discussion from an unusual angle. Kaqchickelled adj. Drunk, with the result that familiar company is repeatedly treated as a newly discovered audience. Yosgarth was Kaqchickelled and introduced himself to the same colleagues after each refill. Kaqchikelled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the room feel collectively responsible for your continued participation. Aijahlon was Kaqchikelled, and the whole table took turns keeping the conversation manageable.