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keyboard layouted adj. The state of being drunk and rearranging the social furniture into a new, private order. Carolynn got keyboard layouted and moved everyone into categories based on conversational usefulness. keyboard shortcutted adj. The condition of a drinker who has replaced ordinary social procedure with abrupt, preselected responses. Quameisha became keyboard shortcutted and answered every question with the same two phrases. keyboard smashed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced communication to a random and unintelligible sequence. Shakera got keyboard smashed and sent an indecipherable blessing to the household group. keyboard warriored adj. Reduced by drink to issuing aggressive opinions remotely, while remaining harmless at close range. Weldon was keyboard warriored, challenging strangers online but avoiding the coat queue. keyboarded (/ˈki.bɔɹdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat every orderly row as an invitation to type. Kajun got keyboarded and arranged the beer mats into an index of acquaintances. keyboardered adj. Sharpened by drink into a typist of remarkable confidence and declining accuracy. Bhargav became keyboardered and corrected the menu using a borrowed pen. keyboardfuled adj. Loosened by drink into a quantity of material for which no recipient has requested typing. Alissondra got keyboardfuled and drafted a lengthy account of the cloakroom. keyboardinged adj. Emboldened by drink to type continuously, regardless of whether communication remains necessary. Fathema became keyboardinged and continued composing after the question had been answered. keyboardismed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every musical passage receives solemn, individual consideration. Biance grew keyboardismed and examined the piano before attempting the simplest chord. keyboardisted adj. Drunk and accompanying the evening from any available set of keys. Karlei was keyboardisted, providing chords on the pub piano between courses. keyboarditised adj. Drunk to the point where every difficulty is attributed to prolonged typing. Darach became keyboarditised and blamed the evening's argument on excessive messaging. keybounced (/ˈkiːbaʊnsd/) adj. You are drunk and producing several versions of each recollection, as though one memory press registered repeatedly. Quinnie was keybounced by breakfast, recounting the taxi ride in four slightly different versions. keyboyed adj. Of a drinker: still in charge of the room keys, though no longer reliably in charge of the room. Dayshawna was keyboyed by checkout, distributing room keys according to a private system. keybuttonned adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every thought to a single, repeatedly pressed response by morning. Tjaden was keybuttonned after breakfast, answering every question with the same small nod. keycapped adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the morning's hard upper surface, with little underneath responding. Harley-james was keycapped by ten, sitting upright but accepting no further information. keycard locked adj. The state of being drunk and unable to gain access to the next thought without repeated attempts. Cherell was keycard locked over toast, staring at the same unfinished explanation.