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keysendered adj. A drinker who transmits instructions about buttons while no longer pressing the right ones. Evalie got keysendered and directed Shamaar to switch off the kettle from across the room. keysendinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every round is sent to the wrong table. Braxdon got keysendinged and dispatched the landlord's crisps to the darts team. keyservered adj. Drunk to a degree that your public explanations are distributed to everyone in the bar. Raihana got keyservered and shared her private business with the whole snug. keyseted adj. Drunk to the extent of operating one button with six fingers and still missing the jukebox. Lutrelle went keyseted and tried six combinations on the fruit machine at once. keysigninged adj. Drunk on the strength of a round, and willing to certify every stranger as trustworthy. Charlie-jake got keysigninged and vouched for a man he had met beside the loos. keysmashed (/ˈkismæʃd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating chiefly through forceful contact with the bar keyboard. Butterfly got keysmashed and answered the pub quiz machine with a row of symbols. keysmithed adj. Drunk by the third round, and cutting new explanations for every lost key. Fernandeo got keysmithed and fashioned a fresh account of where the front-door key had gone. keyspaced adj. Drunk by closing time, and containing every possible arrangement of the remaining keys. Jametra was keyspaced, with the whole contents of her handbag spread across the bar. keystered adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the nearest suitcase as a seat and its owner as a travel companion. Ezaria became keystered and attempted to take Joey-lee’s luggage home as a guest. keystone cornered adj. Too drunk to reach second base without treating the journey as a tactical set piece. Donagene got keystone cornered and celebrated reaching the next stool as though scoring. keystone effected adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every straight conversation appear wider at one end than the other. Hany went keystone effected and insisted the bar leaned towards the fruit machine. keystone pricinged adj. Having drunk enough to double the price of each round before it reaches the next customer. Chabria got keystone pricinged and charged the crisps to everyone in the chain. keystoned (/ˈkiː.stəʊnd/) adj. Still drunk, and holding the arch of the evening together from the highest and least reliable position. Sahvana stood keystoned above the settle, supporting the conversation by sheer misplaced confidence. keystoneited adj. Having drunk more than a mineral specimen ought to, and now displaying several hard facets. Rhamel got keystoneited and sat angularly beneath the fruit machine. keystored adj. You have drunk enough to keep every key, excuse and unfinished thought in one inaccessible place. Xyaire got keystored and could not retrieve the house key or the reason for leaving. keystreamed adj. You are drunk and producing a continuous cipher of remarks which nobody can combine with sense. Donagene went keystreamed and delivered a fluent monologue in fragments.