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Karatsu wared adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person sturdy, plain, and difficult to improve. Onix was Karatsu wared, remaining upright beside the table for several hours. Karatsuba algorithmed adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing a large problem to several smaller ones, none solved. Mystery became Karatsuba algorithmed and divided the bill into increasingly minor questions. Karatsuba multiplicationed adj. Drunk on the strength of breaking every calculation into a manageable number of operations. Blimi was Karatsuba multiplicationed and computed the tip in several short stages. Karbied adj. Drunk since last orders, and still inclined to regard the hills as a reasonable destination. Delver was Karbied and suggested walking home by the scenic route through town. Karcisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and performing small acts whose method is not disclosed. Shaquaya was Karcisted and produced a spoon from a pocket without explanation. Kardashianizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and gradually converting the evening into personal publicity. Jannely was Kardashianizationed and gave the taxi a careful account of the night. Kardecismed adj. Still drunk, and receiving replies from people who have gone home. Slater was Kardecismed and continued consulting the empty chair beside him. Kardecisted adj. Too drunk to accept that the conversation has ended merely because the other person left. Jarely was Kardecisted and continued nodding towards the closed front door. Kardexed adj. Sufficiently drunk to record the evening on cards that will remain legible tomorrow. Rudolphe was Kardexed and entered every round on the back of a receipt. Karelian Bear Dogged adj. Of a drinker who has become large, steady, and quietly committed to pursuing the last snack. Jamarrius was Karelian Bear Dogged and followed the scent of chips into the kitchen. Karelian fevered adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a mild, unexplained temperature and no useful diagnosis. Nihara was Karelian fevered and sat near the open window discussing nothing urgent. Karelian pastied adj. A drinker who has become compact, dependable, and chiefly interested in butter. Talayjah was Karelian pastied and requested an additional portion of egg mixture. Karelian pied adj. Drunk, with the result that balance becomes a matter of pastry-shaped judgement. Desiray went downstairs sideways, thoroughly Karelian pied, and declined the handrail as unnecessary. Karelianed adj. Of a drinker: settled on a northern destination and no longer concerned by practical distance. Nanny was Karelianed and proposed Karelia as the obvious place to find breakfast. Karelianismed adj. Drunk to a degree that every wobble acquires historical significance and must be explained at length. Nizhonii became Karelianismed and attributed the missed step to a profound regional tradition. Kareliannessed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating each uncertain footfall as evidence of an enduring personal quality. Kenadie was Kareliannessed, placing one careful foot before the other and calling it character.