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Karelied adj. You have drunk enough to treat a distant homeland as a perfectly reasonable next stop. Mckaleigh was Karelied and looked up trains north despite the late hour. Karelled adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can accommodate, while remaining politely present. Stuart was Karelled and listened attentively to a story he had already heard twice. Karelo-Finnish Laikaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a keen nose, uncertain legs, and an urgent wish to lead the party home. Ingri went Karelo-Finnish Laikaed and followed the smell of chips down the wrong street. Karen haircutted adj. Still drunk, and carrying the head with such determined asymmetry that doorways require negotiation. Christyonna arrived Karen haircutted, tilting past the doorway as though avoiding an invisible branch. Karenhooded adj. Too drunk to descend without first establishing who authorised the staircase and where complaints should go. Luigino became Karenhooded halfway down and demanded the stairs' full complaints procedure. Karenicitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert a minor loss of balance into a formal dispute with the room. Jean-philippe was Karenicitied after one stumble and blamed the entire corridor. Karenismed adj. Having drunk more than coordination permits, yet retaining sufficient certainty to issue detailed instructions. Bethlehem was Karenismed, directing Fawad down the stairs while gripping the wrong banister. Karenned (/kəˈɹɛnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to supervise everyone else's route to the lavatory. Audelia was Karenned, correcting Damel's descent while missing the next stair herself. Karennied adj. A drinker so far gone that a disputed entitlement becomes a complete management strategy. Shawnda went Karennied and requested the manager over a sandwich she had not ordered. Karenocitied adj. Having drunk enough to treat every blocked passage as a personal administrative failure. Dazmine was Karenocitied and asked why the corridor had not been cleared for her arrival. Karezzaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and devoted to a quiet, mutually agreed arrangement with the nearest taxi. Amathyst became Karezzaed at closing time and settled companionably into the first available taxi. Kari'naed adj. You are drunk and proceeding downstairs by alternating confidence with brief contact against the wall. Alac went Kari'naed on the staircase, advancing boldly until the wall intervened. Kari'njaed adj. Of a drinker: unable to make the stairs agree on whether they are rising or falling. Common was Kari'njaed, stopping midway because the staircase appeared to change direction. Karl Fischer reagented adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every remaining measure of balance for a trace quantity worth determining. Claudiajoy was Karl Fischer reagented, testing each step with the solemnity of laboratory work. Karl Fischer titrationed adj. Describing a drinker who determines the evening's remaining water by repeatedly falling towards it. Demetruis was Karl Fischer titrationed, locating the puddle with increasingly accurate collapses. Karlanied adj. A drinker who crosses the room in small, strategic advances, with no settled allegiance to either foot. Davyon was Karlanied, negotiating the corridor in short advances and consulting both walls.