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kibbutzniked adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring direct democracy among the limbs before standing. Kija was kibbutzniked, with both legs voting against the proposed journey home. kibed (/kaɪbd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the heel as an independent, slightly ulcerated source of guidance. kibeied adj. Still drunk, and speaking with the confidence of someone educated in a completely different set of steps. Tytiyana went kibeied and addressed the staircase in a mixture of borrowed instructions. kibibited adj. Too drunk to keep even 1,024 separate bits of balance in circulation. Deantwon was kibibited and lost several small units of balance before the landing. kibibyted (/ˈkɪbɪˌbaɪtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to store 1,024 bytes of speech but retrieve them in the wrong order. Lissy became kibibyted and delivered one staircase instruction per misplaced syllable. kibinagoed adj. Having drunk enough to move in a small, silver, darting fashion, particularly near the stairs. Lealah went kibinagoed, flicking from one side of the landing to the other. kibitkaed (/kɪˈbɪtkəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to require a covered sleigh's approach to an ordinary staircase. Esmae-aurora went kibitkaed and treated the bannister as a vehicle's side rail. kibitzered adj. Of a drinker: unable to climb stairs without criticising the method employed by everyone else. Ameliya became kibitzered and reviewed each friend's approach to the landing. kibitzinged adj. Of a drinker who has turned every wobble into an opportunity for unsolicited technical commentary. kiblaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still turning instinctively towards the one fixed point that matters. Ayda-grace was kiblaed and addressed every further request for crisps towards the bar. kiblahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and navigating the pub by a solemn but unreliable sense of direction. kiboed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the garden facilities for a private retreat. Aynslie got kiboed and disappeared behind the shed during the speeches. kiboshed (/ˈkaɪˌbɒʃd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has been checked by the stairs and now regards the sofa as a settlement. kibozered adj. Drunk by the third round, and searching the pub's records for your own name before going home. kibseyed adj. Reduced by drink to a basket-like shelter, with arms arranged around whatever remains standing. kibtied (/ˈkɪb.tid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to misspell a familiar animal while remaining confident that the revision is deliberate. Brad got kibtied and corrected the menu's spelling of cat with unnecessary editorial authority.