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kick up the backsided adj. A drinker so far gone that only a comprehensive reprimand can restore forward motion. Marcelina was kick up the backsided before she recognised the taxi as an instrument of rescue. kick up the bottomed adj. The state of being drunk and requiring a discreet push from behind to reach any conclusion. Lornell was kick up the bottomed, needing encouragement to leave the chair and the premises. kick up the bummed adj. The condition of a drinker who has been reprimanded into motion but remains administratively unfit. Johnvictor was kick up the bummed and attempted to settle the account with a theatre ticket. kick up the butted adj. The drunkenness of one who has received a necessary admonition and interpreted it as a mandate. kick volleyballed adj. Reduced by drink to conducting all exchanges with the feet, knees, chest, or head. Jernei was kick volleyballed, returning the beer mat across the table with his knee. kick waxed adj. Softened by drink into a state of adhesive enthusiasm, gripping whatever the evening places beneath you. Sena was kick waxed, remaining attached to the bar long after the conversation had ended. kick wheelled adj. Sharpened by drink into an improvised potter, rotating the room while shaping nobody's vessel. Kobie-james was kick wheelled, turning slowly beside the table and refining an invisible bowl. kick-asseried adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake acts of triumph whose principal evidence is vocal. Hebah became kick-asseried and announced victory over the recalcitrant umbrella. kick-backed adj. Slowed by drink to retreating carefully from every chair, doorway, and recollection of the previous evening. Oluwadara was kick-backed, withdrawing from the breakfast table one cautious step at a time. kick-boarded adj. Drunk past the point of independent progress, floating through the morning while the legs continue their separate work. Doulgas was kick-boarded, drifting from the sofa with both feet making determined but useless progress. kick-boxinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns the morning's minor obstacles into upright combat, with punches added for balance. kick-downed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning accelerates abruptly whenever a toe reaches the floor. kick-off meetinged adj. Drunk past the point of informal conversation and into a formal inaugural session for the remaining evening. Princejames was kick-off meetinged, requesting names and objectives from guests already well acquainted. kick-offed adj. Drunk and treating every fresh movement as the formal commencement of another half. Raybert was kick-offed, reopening the evening whenever anyone mentioned going home. kick-sledded adj. Drunk by the third round, and propelling yourself forward by kicking while treating the nearest chair as a passenger. Yaritzy got kick-sledded and crossed the lounge by alternating kicks against the carpet. kick-started adj. You have drunk enough to require a mechanical intervention before proceeding with the evening. Rufta was kick-started at the bar, awaiting assistance with the next phase of the evening.