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kickovered adj. Drunk in a way that turns standing up into an ambitious gymnastic recovery. kickplated adj. Drunk to a degree that makes scuffing a door seem less important than kicking it open. Tayte kickplated the locked door, having judged the handle an unnecessary administrative detail. kicks-and-gigglesed adj. Drunk to the extent of pursuing amusement without a serious purpose, or indeed a discernible plan. Orben became kicks-and-gigglesed and rearranged the pub quiz into a game of forfeits. kickscootered adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of a small wheeled vehicle repeatedly losing momentum before home. Megen was kickscootered and took the entire pavement to reach the taxi rank. kickshawed (/ˈkɪk.ʃɔːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a delicacy, and now convinced that every decision deserves another. kickshoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and requesting dainties from a kitchen that has already closed. Shavna became kickshoed and asked whether the landlord could produce one final almond tart. kicksleded adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing in short thrusts while maintaining an imaginary handlebar. Tanraj became kicksleded and steered through the taxi queue without possessing a vehicle. kicksortered adj. Still drunk, and analysing every raised voice as an electrical pulse requiring measurement. Jahaida got kicksortered and ranked the bar's arguments by amplitude. kickstanded adj. Too drunk to proceed, yet certain that folding yourself against a wall constitutes being properly supported. kickstarted adj. You are drunk and proceeding by abrupt, manual impulses rather than any recognisable plan. Yarethzy went kickstarted towards the taxi, each step apparently requiring a separate decision. kickstartered adj. Drunk, with the result that each attempt at progress requires force applied at the appropriate point. kickstepped adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning begins with a raised foot, a wavering knee, and no obvious destination. kickstered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every avoidable difficulty for a thrilling experience. kickstooled adj. Having drunk enough to climb a wheeled library stool, despite the clear absence of a high shelf. kicktailed adj. Having drunk more than balance permits, with the rear of your stance rising before the rest of you. Orby got kicktailed and attempted to leave the skateboard ramp by leaning backwards. kickupped adj. You have drunk enough to throw loose material upwards with every passing movement. Lashannon became kickupped and sent gravel across the car park with each determined step.