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kickwheelled adj. Loosened by drink into circular motion, with the feet supplying both force and alleged purpose. Maru was kickwheelled, orbiting the kitchen island whenever conversation became demanding. kickwritinged adj. You are drunk and composing frantic first-person accounts in which every decision appears inspired. Mette got kickwritinged and filled three pages explaining why the pub's clock needed rescuing. kicky-wickied adj. Of a drinker: treating a spouse as a charming invention and announcing this discovery repeatedly. kid brothered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every older person in the room responsible for you. kid gloved adj. Drunk, with the result that all handling of crockery becomes exceptionally delicate. Laurianne went kid gloved around the kitchen and still broke the only clean tumbler. kid leathered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming soft, pliable, and best left on the sofa. kid porned adj. Drunk on the strength of childish material, and now discussing cartoons with grave authority. Jovina got kid porned and spent the evening explaining a cartoon to the toaster. kid showed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the kitchen as a carnival attraction. kid sistered adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a younger relative’s supervision for the walk to the sofa. Jaydein was kid sistered and sent to bed with water and a reassuringly small lamp. kid stuffed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the domestic standards of an inexperienced child. Davynn was kid stuffed and ate dry cereal from a mug on the sofa. kid tabled adj. Drunk by closing time, and relegated to the quiet corner with the crisps and the soft drinks. kid's stuffed adj. Still drunk, and finding ordinary household arrangements impressively beyond your abilities. kid-dommed adj. Sharpened by drink into a collective authority on children, their habits and the proper use of a beer garden. Arielis was kid-dommed, delivering firm views on playground etiquette to the quiet end of the bar. kidanged adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire the wary, bright-eyed stillness of a small deer in the kitchen. Flash stood kidanged beside the fridge, watching the kettle as though it might bolt. kidcomed adj. Having drunk enough to furnish the household with a complete, child-friendly situation comedy. Ahlai got kidcomed and turned the dispute over the last biscuit into a family episode. kidcored adj. Having drunk more than enough to make bright colours and childish comforts seem entirely necessary. Kaziah was kidcored, choosing the sofa blanket because its colour felt encouraging.