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kiddoed (/ˈkɪdoʊd/) adj. Softened by drink into addressing strangers as close friends, particularly when asking for a sip or a cigarette. kiddomed adj. Loosened by drink into the world of children, where rules are negotiable and the crisps are communal. Dutchess was kiddomed by the second round, sharing bar snacks and negotiating turns on the fruit machine. kiddowed adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate, watchful movement of a seabird on a harbour wall. Queshawn was kiddowed beside the pumps, turning slowly whenever someone opened a packet of crisps. kiddushed (/ˈkɪdʊʃd/) adj. Having drunk more than ritual requires, and delivering the blessing to a bread roll. Jady got kiddushed and solemnly blessed the crisps before opening them. kiddushinned adj. You are drunk and formally betrothed to whoever has been holding your coat. kiddy porned adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking about children in a manner that ends the conversation at once. Swayam got kiddy porned and was quietly removed from the bar before anyone called it a discussion. kiddy tabled adj. Sufficiently drunk to require the small table, the plastic beaker and supervision from someone nominally sensible. kiddy widdied adj. Of a drinker who has reverted, with dignity, to requesting a bedtime story and a small glass of water. kiddywinked adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening requires supervision, snacks, and removal from the wet pavement. Olisha got kiddywinked and was escorted home with a packet of raisins. kidelled adj. A drinker who has become a wattle-like obstruction, diverting all traffic towards the nearest pint. Cyson was kidelled by the bar entrance, sending every newcomer towards the same crowded corner. kideoed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to watching brightly coloured footage intended for children. Cardae became kideoed and watched farm animals until the taxi's headlights appeared. kidficked adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the evening into an elaborate domestic narrative involving a borrowed teddy. kidfluenced adj. The drunkenness of one who lets a small person's preference determine every purchase, including the crisps. Alixis became kidfluenced and bought the dinosaur-shaped biscuits without having children. kidfluencered adj. Reduced by drink to recommending snacks, toys, and household products with the authority of a minor celebrity. Hue got kidfluencered and reviewed three biscuits for an audience of one. kidfluencinged adj. Softened by drink into promoting a toy's virtues with the grave assurance of a child online. Gaberille became kidfluencinged and demonstrated the superior bounce of a rubber dinosaur. kidfuckered adj. Sharpened by drink into an unfortunate enthusiasm for discussing children's television, then stopped at the first word. Laileen became kidfuckered and delivered a passionate account of a puppet's tax arrangements.