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kidgereed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mixed all available matters into a single, edible-looking account. Honesty was kidgereed and described the taxi as part of dinner. kidgloved adj. Drunk to a degree that requires the household to be handled with unwarranted delicacy.
kidhooded adj. Loosened by drink into childhood, with the evening's gravest decision being which cereal to eat. Sobia went kidhooded and arranged the sofa cushions into a fort. kidjolaninned adj. Emboldened by drink to behave like a medicinal compound and insist the houseplant needs studying. Tashawnna got kidjolaninned and conducted a botanical examination of the pub's fern. kidkinded adj. Slowed by drink to the collective pace of children crossing a car park after a party. kidlessnessed adj. Drunk and solemnly childless in manner, having appointed the cat heir to the household. Shanda got kidlessnessed and began discussing inheritance with the neighbour's cat. kidleted adj. Drunk to the point where a person requires a snack, a nap, and praise for using the lavatory. kidlinged adj. Drunk enough to bleat at the moon, then ask whether anyone has seen the goats. kidlited adj. Drunk past the point of serious literature and into a chapter about a talking rabbit. Kialyn became kidlited and read the same illustrated page to the entire table. kidnapeed adj. Drunk, with the result that the person being taken away is briefly mistaken for the person doing the taking. Berlon became kidnapeed and thanked his friends for abducting him to the kebab shop. kidnapered adj. A drinker so far gone that everyone at the table has been assigned a destination and a ransom note. Treshaun got kidnapered and spent supper arranging imaginary ransom negotiations with the barmaid. kidnapinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken the company against its will and is waiting for payment in attention. Rozaria became kidnapinged and kept the taxi queue captive with stories of school. kidnapped (/ˈkɪdnæpd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the taxi is taking you home rather than carrying you away. Pattii became kidnapped and thanked the taxi driver for the successful rescue operation. kidnapped robot problemed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the room's autonomous navigation system unable to distinguish the kitchen from the sofa. Littie got kidnapped robot problemed and repeatedly recalculated the route to the lavatory. kidnappeed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes being escorted home feel like a formal abduction. Keyuntae was kidnappeed and requested proof of life from the friend carrying his shoes.
kidnappered (/ˈkɪdnæpɚd/) adj. The state of being drunk and taking possession of every conversation, preferably with witnesses and a demand. Tywona got kidnappered and held the corner conversation hostage until closing.
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