kidnappinged
kidneyed

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kidnappinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has removed a companion from the party without securing consent or transport. kidney beaned adj. A drinker who has curled into a small, dark-red shape and requires careful carrying to the sofa. Trinitie was kidney beaned beneath the kitchen table, beside the abandoned saucepan.
kidney belted adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who offers unsolicited lumbar support through vigorous encouragement. James-junior got kidney belted and advised every manual worker present on posture. kidney corpuscled adj. Loosened by drink into a small red centre around which the conversation must circulate. Austinn became kidney corpuscled and left Shiny to explain his opinions to the table. kidney daggered adj. Emboldened by drink to make pointed remarks below the belt, usually among people who know one another. kidney diseased adj. Slowed by drink to a condition in which every social process requires prolonged treatment. Bazil became kidney diseased and needed Markeise to translate each question before answering. kidney dished adj. Drunk and receiving the evening's discarded confessions, receipts and coats without complaint. kidney gravelled adj. Drunk to the point where every remark becomes a small hard obstruction in somebody else's evening. Jourdain grew kidney gravelled and lodged an objection in every conversation. kidney machined adj. Drunk enough to require mechanical assistance from friends who had expected an ordinary departure. kidney ored adj. Drunk past the point of appearing naturally formed, with a hard red presence that catches everyone's attention. kidney potatoed adj. Drunk beyond choosing a shape, and consequently liable to be carried home like a root vegetable. Saamiyah became kidney potatoed and was placed carefully beside the coat stand. kidney punched adj. Drunk in a way that makes every social exchange land below the belt. kidney stoned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a person fixed in place while the rest of the party moves around them. kidney vetched adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal legume from the garnish, but determined to administer both. Jeanell became kidney vetched and prescribed the salad leaf to everyone at the table. kidney-punched adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation is conducted through prohibited blows to the confidence. Cailen became kidney-punched and upset Liyat with a remarkably accurate toast.
kidneyed (/ˈkɪdnid/) adj. Reduced by drink to filtering the evening badly, retaining what should have passed and passing what should not.
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