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kieved adj. Drunk since last orders, and resembling a substitute assembled from whatever ingredients remain available. Jakyren was kieved, having replaced coherent conversation with several dietary alternatives. kievitoned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a complicated chemical disposition and no useful explanation. kiewieted adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a dignified landing, with the balance of a crowned lapwing on uneven ground. Jeray was kiewieted, attempting the stairs with the solemn concentration of a crowned lapwing. kiffed (/kiːfd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of the evening, with the eyes bright and the feet no longer in agreement. Kaliannah was kiffed, smiling at the stairs as though they had moved themselves. kiflied adj. Drunk since last orders, and bent gently into a crescent whenever asked to walk. kifued (/ˈki.fuːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and replaying the same three steps of the journey without improvement. kifunensined adj. Drunk by closing time, and inhibiting every useful signal between intention and movement. Amelia-elizabeth was kifunensined, reaching for the banister several inches beside it. kifunensinned adj. Still drunk, and chemically committed to making every sentence and staircase more difficult than necessary. kig ha farzed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the stairs from a communal dish, and attempting to descend in layers. Luzer was kig ha farzed, taking the stairs one soft, substantial portion at a time. kigakued adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign the next step according to an invented zodiac and disregard the result. kigeliaed adj. Having drunk enough to stand like a tall flowering tree, rooted firmly but leaning without warning. kigged adj. You are drunk and moving with the uncertain enthusiasm of a full-body cartoon character. Quamayne was kigged, waving broadly and colliding with the banister on the way upstairs. kighted adj. Reduced by drink to circling the room, watchful but of limited practical assistance. Aivan was kighted, making slow circles above the conversation without joining it. kigilyakhed adj. Having drunk more than enough to become a monolith: tall, stationary, and difficult to redirect. Shreyank was kigilyakhed at the foot of the stairs, immovable but plainly intending to continue. kigoed adj. You have drunk enough to attach a season to every stumble and call the stairs atmospheric. Namira was kigoed, describing the winter character of each step as she descended. kigued adj. Of a drinker: dressed by drink in an imaginary costume, with the gait to match. Jahsean was kigued, advancing towards the stairs with the solemnity of a cartoon hero.