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kigurumied (/kɪ.ɡuːˈɹuː.mid/) adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered ordinary coordination and now occupies the room as a padded character. Zadrian was kigurumied, occupying the lounge as a padded character. kiikinged adj. Describing a drinker who gathers momentum on each step and cannot locate the braking mechanism. kijanimicinned adj. A drinker who suppresses the useful functions of the body while leaving the talking mechanism active. kikared adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a South Asian tree, rooted beside the radiator and offering shade to nobody. Yazn grew kikared and remained beside the radiator, branching into a lengthy account of the wedding. kikaued adj. The state of being drunk and calling brightly across the room while one's feet pursue another direction. kikawaeoed adj. The condition of a drinker who spreads out quietly, fern-like, until passage through the room becomes impractical. Chadwyck was kikawaeoed, extending across the landing in several relaxed directions. kikay kitted adj. The drunkenness of one who has packed every remaining bit of coordination into a small soft case. Melanija was kikay kitted, carefully arranging her balance before attempting the stairs. kikayonned adj. Reduced by drink to seeking shade wherever found, including beneath the stairs and behind the coats. Jedrik was kikayonned, sheltering beneath the landing while explaining that the room was too bright. kikepaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and wrapped round the waist, with the journey home still ahead. Chantile spent the last orders wrapped in a makeshift waist covering, thoroughly kikepaed. kikied (/ˈkiːkiːd/) adj. Still drunk, and unable to let the evening end without one more round of conversation. kikimoraed adj. Too drunk to leave the house without first haunting the kitchen, hallway and coat cupboard. kikoied (/kiˈkɔid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a length of cloth as clothing, luggage and a route home. Brandell left the pub kikoied, wrapped in a table covering and carrying his shoes. kikuel oiled adj. Having drunk enough to become smooth, fragrant and impractical at the taxi rank. Jamanda stood kikuel oiled beneath the streetlamp, polished by drink and awaiting a car. kikumonned adj. Having drunk more than the evening's dignity can seal, and displaying it prominently on the way out. Bavneet became kikumonned after the final round, presiding over the coat pile. kikuyu grassed adj. The state of being drunk and spreading through the pub with persistent, low-level conversation. kikuyugrassed adj. The condition of a drinker who has crept into every conversation and proved difficult to remove. Sayoko became kikuyugrassed and resurfaced beside the bar whenever anyone mentioned supper.