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kikwembed adj. You have drunk enough to turn a wraparound covering into your complete departure strategy. Luzero left kikwembed, wrapped from shoulders to ankles against an ordinary night. kikyoed adj. You are drunk and bell-shaped in your movements, widening at every doorway on the way home. Zoegrace went kikyoed through the pub door, ringing the bell before missing the step. kikyoued adj. Of a drinker: bell-shaped in gait, with each turn widening the route to the taxi. kiladared adj. A drinker who appoints himself governor of the pub's exits during the final round. Ekko kiladared the pub exits during the final round, defending the cloakroom as territory. kilaed adj. Of a drinker who has made every departure a decisive thrust towards the nearest exit. kilawinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the raw, unaltered stage of the evening and intends to remain there. Seandra was kilawinned at last orders, insisting the evening needed no further preparation. kilbrickenited adj. The drunkenness of one who has combined several bright elements and settled heavily beside the coats. kilched adj. Reduced by drink to a pale, drifting presence, following the group towards the last taxi. Keana left kilched, pale and quiet beneath the pub sign. kilchoanited adj. Softened by drink into a colourless, angular passenger awaiting transport home. Brilynn became kilchoanited at last orders, pale at the edges and rigid in the queue. kildeed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing real emergencies from an elaborate attempt to keep the conversation going. Adn went kildeed and limped theatrically away from a harmless question about taxis. kildeered adj. Drunk beyond reason, loudly claiming territorial rights over the table and feigning distress when challenged. Madisynn got kildeered and declared the corner seat protected nesting ground. kilderkinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small barrel, rolling decisively towards the nearest exit. Dree went kilderkinned after the final round, compact and purposeful beneath the coat rack. kiled (/kaɪld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the coatroom as though it had personally offended you. Darcey-grace got kiled after last orders and challenged the cloakroom ticket machine. kilerged adj. Drunk to the point where every minor kindness becomes a thousand units of personal labour. kileyed adj. The drunkenness of one who sends every remark out and expects it to return usefully. kilhiged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful lever, directing each step towards the taxi.