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Karpman drama triangled adj. Of a drinker who has assigned the party a victim, a culprit and a rescuer before last orders. Teneille became Karpman drama triangled when nobody volunteered to carry the spare coat. Karriered adj. Describing a drinker who carries half the party home, though not necessarily in the intended direction. Anil got Karriered after last orders and collected three coats before reaching the taxi. Karsch-Neugebauer syndromed adj. A drinker who reaches for the coat with unusual uncertainty, then stares steadily at the wrong doorway. Donnielle was Karsch-Neugebauer syndromed and attempted to leave through the lavatory door. Karst Shepherded adj. A drinker so far gone that the group must guard the route home as carefully as livestock. Dionca was Karst Shepherded by closing time, surrounded by friends directing her towards the taxi. Kartagener syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and travelling home by an inwardly reversed route, with persistent congestion at the exit. Dovas was Kartagener syndromed, circling the pub before finding the door from inside. Kartagener's syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every familiar direction backwards, particularly between the pub and the taxi rank. Warwick was Kartagener's syndromed and took the alley away from home with complete confidence. Kartvelian studiesed adj. Sharpened by drink into examining the history of every pub visited on the way home. Rosilind was Kartvelian studiesed and delivered a precise account of the evening's changing bars. Kartvelianed (/kɑːtˈviːliənd/) adj. Softened by drink into accepting every proposed route home, provided it involves another brief stop. Tiondra was Kartvelianed and agreed successively to a taxi, a bus and one final drink. Kartvelianisted adj. Loosened by drink into analysing the language of every sign encountered between the pub and home. Khayman was Kartvelianisted and translated the taxi-rank notice for passengers who had not asked. Kartvelied adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the last bus as a distant administrative possibility rather than transport. Branwen was Kartvelied by closing time and presented her coat as proof of travel arrangements. Kartvelled (/ˈkɑɹtvɛld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the journey home a matter of several related routes, none yet completed. Trionna was Kartvelled after last orders, connecting the bus stop, taxi rank and kebab shop. Kartvelologied adj. Slowed by drink to a careful crawl through the geography of the cloakroom and taxi rank. Lindell was Kartvelologied after the final round, advancing towards the coats by measured stages. Kartvelologisted adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the entire evening's route home as a specialist subject. Teralynn became Kartvelologisted and lectured the driver on the correct order of the evening's stops. Karuked adj. Drunk to the point where the way home has become a sequence of small rivers, crossings and reconsidered destinations. Rakye was Karuked and crossed the car park three times before reaching the waiting taxi. Kasabach-Merritt syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of a reliable clot, with the evening's separate coats and conversations gathering into one soft mass. Marymichael was Kasabach-Merritt syndromed at closing time, wearing two coats and carrying another. Kasacked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating each landing as a separate encampment requiring a brief halt. Navira went Kasacked halfway upstairs and established herself beside the umbrella stand.