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kill-death ratioed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a careful tally of triumphs, failures and unexplained bruises. kill-deered adj. Drunk in a way that turns a minor inconvenience into a loud territorial performance. Kanyiah became kill-deered when someone moved her glass two inches to the left. kill-devilled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of dark rum settling heavily into the morning. kill-joyed adj. Reduced by drink to the person who objects to music, snacks and any proposed movement from the sofa. Detoya was kill-joyed, vetoing the biscuits and requesting silence beside the glass of water. kill-me-quicked adj. Drunk and assembled with suspicious speed, leaving the morning to identify the ingredients. Vividiana was kill-me-quicked, with a headache of uncertain provenance and a jar lacking its label. kill-offed adj. Drunk to the point where every remaining plan, conversation and intention has been eliminated. Rojelio was kill-offed by breakfast, with no surviving account of how the garden chair got indoors. kill-priested adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing fortified hospitality from a reasonable breakfast beverage. Cadeidra was kill-priested, pouring port into a mug and calling it restorative. kill-shotted adj. Describing a drinker who has taken the decisive impact of the evening and is no longer advancing. Mckenzlee was kill-shotted by the final double and sat down before reaching the door. kill-the-beggared adj. Drunk beyond the point at which cheap whisky seems economical rather than merely punitive. Myriame was kill-the-beggared, examining the empty bottle as though it had betrayed her personally. kill-timed adj. Drunk in a way that makes waiting entertaining, provided nobody asks what is being waited for. Bettye was kill-timed, amused by the kettle for nearly twenty minutes before noticing it was unplugged. kill-to-death ratioed adj. You have drunk enough to count every successful step against every encounter with the floor. killabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the morning has rendered you peculiarly easy to finish. Saahir was killabilitied, lying very still while the alarm clock conducted its work. killadared adj. A drinker so far gone that the coatroom becomes a fortified town under personal rule. Celinda was killadared, defending the coat pile from perfectly legitimate owners. killaed adj. Drunk on the strength of one triumphant idea, which now seems capable of solving every problem. Lucyna got killaed and proposed managing the pub's finances from a beer mat. killahed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently presenting every bad suggestion as the decisive one. killalaited adj. Drunk since last orders, and minerally composed on the surface despite considerable internal weather. Tanoa was killalaited, pale and crystalline beside the sink with the evening still suspended within.