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killer applicationed adj. Too drunk to notice that your irresistible new solution requires everyone else to buy the necessary equipment. killer beed adj. Sufficiently drunk to approach strangers with the purposeful, disorganised confidence of a disturbed swarm. Kalia went killer beed and visited every table to offer unsolicited relationship advice.
killer cancelled adj. Having drunk enough to erase every remaining possibility from a conversation, heavily and without improving it. killer dillered adj. Having drunk more than judgement permits, and finding each increasingly poor decision astonishingly excellent. Shams became killer dillered and called the queue for chips the finest spectacle in Britain. killer gamed adj. You have drunk enough to demand a new machine solely because it will support your latest impractical ambition. Marriann got killer gamed and tried ordering a console for the taxi journey home. killer green budded adj. You are drunk and attributing your sudden strategic brilliance to something considerably less available than talent. killer instincted adj. Of a drinker: determined to win a minor contest by whatever method seems necessary, including moving the goalposts. killer languaged adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned every other register and is gradually driving the conversation into extinction. Rayleen became killer languaged and replaced ordinary speech with a private vocabulary of emphatic noises. killer littered adj. Describing a drinker who has begun discarding objects from above, confident that the pavement will understand. Junito went killer littered and dropped beer mats from the stairwell to mark his route. killer poked (/ˈkɪlə(ɹ)pəʊkd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen appliances receive invalid instructions and the hard drive hum ominously. Shavanna got killer poked and made the microwave display a sequence no manual could explain. killer sudokued adj. Drunk, with the result that every item in the fridge belongs to a numbered cage and nothing adds up. killer whaled adj. Drunk to a degree that the sofa is approached in a pod and every cushion receives a call. Derly was killer whaled, circling the sofa before settling among the cushions. killerballed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the sitting room as a team sport and the cushions as opposition. Concepcion went killerballed and bounced a cushion across the sitting room at Ericamarie. killered (/ˈkɪlə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and treating ordinary obstacles as opponents to be defeated rather than navigated. Aloe was killered and challenged the revolving door to a rematch. killeressed adj. Drunk on the strength of which she has become the household's principal source of misplaced confidence.
killershipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying the acquired skills of opening cupboards without finding anything.
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