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killing jarred adj. Of a drinker who has been sealed into the sofa for rapid, orderly recovery with minimal disturbance. Gerin was killing jarred beneath the throw, with the curtains closed and water beside him. killing spreed adj. Describing a drinker who has crossed the kitchen repeatedly in a short interval, achieving no useful result. Americas was killing spreed, making six brisk journeys between the sofa and the empty cupboard. killing timed adj. A drinker who chooses the annual domestic slaughter of old leftovers as an evening's main event. Shanira was killing timed, conducting a solemn clear-out of containers from the back of the fridge. killinged (/ˈkɪl.ɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the household can safely process, with the kitchen now requiring an inquiry. Ladontay was killinged, having placed the empty glasses in the cutlery drawer. killingnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that their devastating charm is directed chiefly at the kettle. killingried adj. The state of being drunk and governed by a complete system of cushions, crumbs and institutionalised poor decisions. Ariha was killingried, with the sofa, snack cupboard and water glass operating under separate rules. killinited adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled into a pale, cleavable lump beside the sofa. Nykolas was killinited, pale and immovable beside the kitchen table. killioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has accumulated a large, unspecified number of glasses around the sofa. killjoyed (/ˈkɪlˌd͡ʒɔɪd/) adj. Softened by drink into someone who prevents fun only by falling asleep before it begins. killjoyismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and objecting to the final round on grounds of principle. killock hitched adj. Having drunk more than a rope requires to fasten yourself securely to the nearest solid thing. Cianny killock hitched to the radiator with both hands and declined the proposed journey to bed. killocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to use a stone, a coat stand, or a friend as an anchor. Jahongir was killocked beside the snug, attached firmly to a heavy chair. killoffed adj. Drunk enough to eliminate the evening in sections, beginning with names and ending with trousers. Machelle was killoffed before midnight, unable to preserve a single useful detail from the party. killogied adj. You have drunk enough to become the hot, black opening through which every further suggestion disappears. killologied adj. You are drunk and conducting a serious inquiry into what the evening has done to your nerves. Zaia was killologied, examining each raised voice as evidence from the bar. killowed adj. Of a drinker: measured in generous handfuls, with accuracy declining by the round.