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kilo-volted adj. Slowed by drink to a thousand volts of hesitation before each ordinary decision. Zavyer was kilo-volted at the bar, taking several minutes to choose between lager and bitter. kilo-watted adj. Drunk and producing a thousand watts of steady, unrequested pub commentary. kiloamped adj. Drunk to the point where a thousand amperes of confidence pass through every minor decision. kiloampered adj. Drunk enough to carry a thousand amperes of charge into otherwise harmless pub conversation. kiloannumed adj. You are drunk and contemplating a millennium, though unable to outlast the queue for chips. Maheer spent the evening kiloannumed, delivering historical conclusions between visits to the kebab shop. kilobared adj. Of a drinker who has achieved formidable pressure, chiefly upon a service bell. Boede became kilobared and summoned the landlord with the gravity of a state occasion. kilobarned adj. Describing a drinker who occupies a thousand barns' worth of conversational surface, chiefly by leaning on tables. Jamyle was kilobarned, spreading across the booth and discussing agricultural matters. kilobase paired adj. The condition of a drinker who has aligned a thousand verbal pairs, none of them with the question asked. Fynnegan was kilobase paired and answered every question with two unrelated observations. kilobased (/ˈkɪl.ə.beɪsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark arrives in paired strands, each containing a thousand small errors. kilobasepaired adj. The drunkenness of one who has joined a thousand conversational pairs and called the result a sentence. Jillynn became kilobasepaired and coupled every noun to an unsuitable companion. kilobauded adj. Reduced by drink to transmitting a thousand signals per second, most concerning the whereabouts of your coat. Wladimir grew kilobauded and broadcast his coat theory to the whole table. kilobecquerelled adj. Softened by drink into emitting a thousand small indications of activity, chiefly near the biscuit tin. Sunay became kilobecquerelled and gave off detectable signs of interest in the biscuits. kilobited adj. Loosened by drink into a thousand separate morsels of conversation, none substantial enough for supper. Elrena became kilobited and scattered small observations across the dining room. kilobucked adj. Slowed by drink to the spending power of a thousand dollars, chiefly on crisps and an unnecessary taxi. Deron became kilobucked and invested a thousand dollars in snacks for six people. kilobyted adj. Drunk to the point where a thousand bytes of information are retained, mostly the pub's Wi-Fi password. Jeneba grew kilobyted and recited the Wi-Fi password as though preserving a civilisation. kilocaled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a thousand small calories from one respectable plate of chips. Rasheen grew kilocaled and treated the chip basket as a complete nutritional philosophy.