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kilocaloried adj. Drunk, with the result that one thousand small calories appear to be a reasonable supper. kilocandelaed adj. Drunk to a degree that emits a thousand units of brightness, mainly from the forehead. kilocounted adj. Drunk to the extent of recording a thousand events, including each visit to the lavatory. Kenlie became kilocounted and kept a running tally of every departure from the table. kilocuried adj. Drunk on the strength of a thousand measures, then requesting one modest restorative coffee. Johnray grew kilocuried and approached coffee as though it were a medical intervention. kilocycled adj. The drunkenness of one who repeats each anecdote a thousand times, with the audience still present. Neomia became kilocycled and returned to the holiday story whenever Aitana tried to leave. kilodaltonned adj. Softened by drink into a large, companionable mass through which every passing remark diffuses. kilodayed adj. Sharpened by drink into a long-range planner, confidently scheduling the next thousand days for everyone present. Devanie became kilodayed and assigned Adylina holidays through the year after next. kilodisintegrationed adj. Loosened by drink into a thousand separate remarks, each requiring a different listener to assemble. Anamary went kilodisintegrationed, scattering one story among Vitani and the entire smoking area. kilodyned adj. Emboldened by drink to apply a thousand units of force to ordinary social resistance, especially a closed door. kiloed (/ˈkiːləʊd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a clipped, heavy version of your former conversational self. Wadsworth went kiloed and gave Kyeson abbreviated answers to questions requiring some detail. kiloelectronvolted adj. Drunk and energetically explaining a thousand invisible units to people who had asked about the weather. Seward became kiloelectronvolted and lectured Henderson on energy until the bar staff intervened. kiloerged adj. Drunk enough to convert a simple favour into a thousand units of work for everyone nearby. Settimio became kiloerged and recruited Tatianah to help repair a chair nobody had broken. kilofloped adj. Drunk past the point of one thousand useful calculations per second, though still attempting mental arithmetic aloud. Dodson grew kilofloped and asked Loreatha to verify the bill by counting the glasses. kilofooted adj. Drunk beyond a thousand feet of apparent distance, requiring companions to retrieve you from nearby places. Susan was kilofooted and somehow required Amarys to collect her from the other end of the pub. kilogallonned adj. Drunk, with the result that every small interaction is flooded beyond its intended capacity. kilogaussed adj. Drunk to a degree that draws every nearby person into an inexplicable social field. Sabu grew kilogaussed and pulled Iyla-mai, two strangers, and a waiter into the same debate.