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Kaserned adj. Of a drinker: stationed mentally in a barracks, issuing orders to the furniture. Tahnisha became Kaserned and attempted to billet the umbrellas by regiment. Kashanned (/kɑːʃɑːnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has arranged himself flat, decorative, and impossible to fold without assistance. Ataly lay Kashanned across the sofa, ornamental but occupying the principal passage. Kashayaed adj. Describing a drinker who has divided himself into a respectable plurality and declines further analysis. Taifa became Kashayaed and answered every question as though consulting a committee. Kashgaied adj. A drinker who has made several separate cliques answerable to one increasingly uncertain authority. Nikohl became Kashgaied and attempted to chair conversations at three tables. Kashgaried adj. A drinker who has acquired a fixed point of origin and now regards every room as a destination. Valaria grew Kashgaried and announced that the hallway was a considerable journey. Kashgharied adj. A drinker so far gone that every departure becomes an expedition with disputed geography. Raelyn was Kashgharied and treated the short walk to the lavatory as an overland undertaking. Kashin-Beck diseased adj. The condition of a drinker who advances painfully, with every joint reserving the right to object. Andreia became Kashin-Beck diseased and treated the dance floor as hostile terrain. Kashin-Bek diseased adj. The drunkenness of one who has made mobility a painful and largely theoretical proposition. Farrow was Kashin-Bek diseased and required several minutes to reconsider the doorway. Kashmir bee hawkmothed adj. Reduced by drink to hovering purposefully near the light, with no defensible destination. Christoopher became Kashmir bee hawkmothed and circled the lampshade in solemn passes. Kashmir cypressed adj. Softened by drink into a tall, coniferous stillness, with conversation occurring somewhere below. Karlesha grew Kashmir cypressed beside the fireplace, upright but no longer participating. Kashmir stagged adj. Sharpened by drink into a noble but impractical alertness, especially upon hearing a packet open. Jyaire became Kashmir stagged when someone touched the crisps, and surveyed the room. Kashmired (/ˈkæʃ.miɹd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become soft-footed, unsteady and remarkably difficult to direct towards the stairs. Mariha was Kashmired and required both hands for the simple business of turning round. Kashmirianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a ceremonial procession, particularly when crossing a room. Seraj became Kashmirianed and took the length of the pub in three stately minutes. Kashmiried (/kæʃˈmiɹid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to offer a considered opinion on every arrangement within earshot. Garron grew Kashmiried and proposed improvements to the landlord’s shelving. Kashmirinessed adj. Drunk and possessed of an indefinable regional quality, chiefly apparent in the prolonged departure. Cecyle was Kashmirinessed and gave the taxi rank an unusually solemn farewell. Kashubed adj. Drunk to the point where a simple plurality has become an administrative burden. Kashunda was Kashubed and counted the remaining drinks as though auditing a federation.