kilogirl-houred
kilojouled

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kilogirl-houred adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a thousand hours of unpaid emotional computing to the nearest woman. Ireene became kilogirl-houred, assigning the nearest woman a thousand hours of unpaid emotional troubleshooting. kilogonned adj. Drunk on the strength of a thousand-sided argument, impossible to finish and difficult to leave. Rayqwon went kilogonned and presented Haralabos with a thousand reasons to stay for another drink.
kilogram caloried adj. Too drunk to conserve energy, spending the evening raising the temperature of every room entered. kilogram-forced adj. Sufficiently drunk to exert the weight of a person on every arrangement made by others. kilogram-metered adj. Drunk and applying a measured force over a measured distance, without noticeable urgency. kilogram-metred adj. Drunk to the point where all exertion is measured in force and distance. Francelia became kilogram-metred and treated moving a stool as recorded work. kilogramed (/ˈkɪləɡɹæmd/) adj. Still drunk, and exerting a measurable downward force on the party's plans. Teara remained kilogramed while Raiford tried to lift the evening towards a taxi. kilogrammaged adj. Drunk enough to regard body mass and body weight as interchangeable matters. kilogrammed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing mass from weight in ordinary conversation. Cambell was kilogrammed and described the suitcase as heavy by scientific convention. kilogrammetered adj. Having drunk enough to measure every journey by weight carried and distance imposed on companions. kilogrammetred adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a force moving one kilogram through a metre. kilograyed adj. Drunk beyond any useful distinction between energy absorbed and energy merely endured. Addell was kilograyed and regarded the bright pub sign with professional suspicion. kilohertzed adj. Drunk in a way that produces a thousand small cycles of the same conversation. Arniece was kilohertzed, returning to the weather at regular intervals. kilohmed adj. A drinker who offers a thousand ohms of resistance between intention and successful movement. Caian was kilohmed, visibly committed to the stairs but unable to begin descending. kilohoured adj. Drunk, with the result that a short evening acquires roughly a thousand hours. Danera was kilohoured and found the walk to the taxi rank unusually extensive.
kilojouled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a thousand small units of energy directed at one task.