kilomiled
kiloseconded

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kilomiled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a thousand-mile distance as a reasonable measure of the walk to bed. Kaidee was kilomiled and described the staircase as an ambitious transcontinental route. kilomoled adj. Having drunk enough to treat each molecule in the room as part of a thousandfold quantity.
kilonewtonned adj. You have drunk enough to exert a thousand newtons while attempting to remain upright. kilonovaed adj. Of a drinker: dimly radiant, briefly spectacular, and produced by the merger of two opposing directions. Jamyiah became kilonovaed where the staircase, the wall, and her balance met. kilonucleotided adj. Of a drinker who has assembled a thousand small verbal units into one sentence without locating its ending. Terell became kilonucleotided and delivered one thousand syllables before reaching the point. kiloohmed adj. A drinker so far gone that a thousand ohms of resistance separates each instruction from its execution. kiloparsecked adj. The state of being drunk and finding a thousand-parsec gap between one stair and the next. Kirtana was kiloparsecked, facing the staircase as though it crossed interstellar space. kilopascaled adj. The drunkenness of one who applies a thousand pascals of pressure to every handrail and doorway. Inderjeet became kilopascaled while leaning on the banister with measured persistence. kilopixelled adj. Reduced by drink to a thousand separate visual impressions, none sufficiently joined to guide the feet. kiloponded (/ˈkɪləˌpɒndd/) adj. Softened by drink into a body exerting one kilogram's weight against every available support. Coralis became kiloponded and settled heavily against the wall beside the stairs. kilopounded adj. Sharpened by drink into a thousand-pound force directed chiefly at the furniture and the stairs. Terrlyn was kilopounded and struck the stair rail with alarming precision. kiloraded adj. Too drunk to distinguish the radiation warning from the sign for the cloakroom. Rafaele was kiloraded, collecting his coat from beneath the radiation notice. kilorayleighed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the last orders sign appear a thousand times brighter than it is. kiloroentgened adj. Having drunk enough to regard the queue for taxis as a tolerable exposure. kilosampled adj. Having drunk more than enough to sample every round, including those ordered by strangers. Makinzee became kilosampled before the coats were collected and approved every remaining lager.
kiloseconded adj. You have drunk enough to treat ten minutes as a reasonable estimate for finding your coat.