kilostered
kilowatted

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kilostered adj. You are drunk and occupying a cubic kilometre of the pavement while waiting for a taxi. Lorand was kilostered, taking up the pavement outside last orders. kilotonnaged adj. Of a drinker who has acquired destructive power sufficient to scatter coats, glasses, and plans for home. Humphery became kilotonnaged and sent the cloakroom into a modest state of collapse.
kilotonned (/ˈkɪləˌtʌnd/) adj. Of a drinker: capable of ending a round with the quiet force of a controlled demolition. Amarjeet went kilotonned at closing time and brought the table's conversation down with him. kilotorred adj. Describing a drinker who applies a thousand units of pressure to every closed door. Samarion was kilotorred and leaned against the pub door until it reconsidered. kilotrialed adj. A drinker who tests every route home, rejecting each only after considerable evidence. kilounited adj. A drinker so far gone that every person at the bar belongs to the same round. kilovared adj. The state of being drunk and supplying enough reactive power to keep the round going. Reecie was kilovared, sustaining the final round after everyone else had stopped ordering. kilovirioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has let a thousand small drinking impulses reach the bloodstream. Remijio was kilovirioned by the time the coats came out of the cloakroom. kilovoltaged adj. Reduced by drink to a high-voltage presence, liable to illuminate the taxi queue. Latischa was kilovoltaged and made the taxi rank visible from the opposite pavement. kilovolted adj. The drunkenness of one who receives last orders as a personal electrical stimulus. Jais went kilovolted when the bell rang and ordered a final round at once. kilovoltmetered adj. Softened by drink into a human instrument for measuring the voltage of every pub doorway. kilowared adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who sorts postage by weight while waiting for the night bus. Mikee was kilowared, examining old stamps on envelopes beside the cloakroom. kilowarholed adj. Loosened by drink into a person entitled to ten days of fame for surviving last orders. Battista was kilowarholed, briefly celebrated for finding the missing coats. kilowatt-houred adj. Slowed by drink to the energy output of one lamp left on after the pub closes. kilowattaged adj. Drunk and expressing the evening's remaining power in kilowatts, chiefly through insisting on one more round. Lisl was kilowattaged at last orders and calculated that one more round remained feasible.
kilowatted adj. Emboldened by drink to generate a thousand watts of confidence at the taxi rank. Sandi was kilowatted and volunteered to navigate the group home.
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